Today, my husband and I were diagnosed with herpes. We've been together for five years and were both virgins before. Even the doctor couldn't give any other explanation. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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iSwizzle 4
Maybe your husband lied...?
NomNomMuffin 5
looks like one of u bitches cheated
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emilylynne 0
I have a feeling that he might be cheating. Just a thought!
meghanselock 0
obviously one of you are f*cking someone else, that sucks!
jessxoxo28 5
virgins my ass, someone is lying.
levin1983 0
lol are you that dense? he's been dipping his stick in another honey pot.
givemechange 0
Rajun is right. All of you saying "its the same disease." Yes, and no. There's type 1 and type 2 herpes. One of them is a cold sore strain, and the other is the genital strain. That's not to say that you cannot get the genital type on your mouth, or the mouth strain on your genitals. So, it is entirely possible for the OP to be telling the truth about them both being technical "virgins." They could've just had oral sex, and caught a strain that way. Or the husband is a lieing piece of shit. Either way, don't discount her story based on you being an ignorant ****, who doesn't know anything about STI's or STD's, and goes around preaching your "knowledge" on such subjects.
ibphizznout 0
I am a nurse, unless you strayed, your husband is lying.
abceasyas123abc 12
Wrong! Maybe you should read a few more textbooks and journal articles..
devinewind 4
You got caught you sneaky bitch!!!
natasha101488 0
someone cheated dumbass..... duh
Valerie55_fml 0
u found u a lucky guy lol the cheating bastards are theee best hahaha gross
mikemalk123 0
It's not a question of IF he cheated, it's a question of, what kind of skanky ***** he cheated with... FYL seriously, that shit's forever