Today, my husband and I were diagnosed with herpes. We've been together for five years and were both virgins before. Even the doctor couldn't give any other explanation. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, I found out I have herpes. I'm 9 months pregnant and have only been with my husband. It just so happens that our roommate just got over herpes. I thought they were just spending time together, bonding. FML
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Today, my boyfriend, who I have been seeing for a year, decided to tell me that he has herpes and has not taken any precautions to stop it from passing on. We have had unprotected sex quite a lot over the last year, so now I most likely have herpes too. FML
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Today, after receiving a negative herpes test four months ago, my doctor called me and told me it was a false negative and I’ve been living with herpes for four months. I then had to tell everyone I’ve slept with about it, and worst of all my new boyfriend broke up with me. All in one day. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML
Today, my fiancé is going to Planned Parenthood to see if he got herpes from a prostitute. FML
Today, I went in for a routine check up. I also found out I have an incurable STD and that I’m pregnant. I’ve been married to my husband for 7 years and have never had sex with anyone else in my entire life. FML
Today, one day after our 12-year wedding anniversary, which my husband failed to acknowledge, I found a receipt in his pocket for chlamydia testing. We haven't had sex in two years. FML
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iSwizzle 4
Maybe your husband lied...?
NomNomMuffin 5
looks like one of u bitches cheated
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spencerclover 0
roofies date rape sounds bout right to me that is pretty werid
kaylamckinley 0
someone cheated...
JoshGHardy 0
everyone carries the "herpes" both types and it is only able to be passed to another while there is a breakout "cold sores" this is my input and I'm sure I'll have some douche bag climb up on his/her high horse and correct me if I'm wrong
JoshGHardy 0
everyone carries the "herpes" both types and it is only able to be passed to another while there is a breakout "cold sores" this is my input and I'm sure I'll have some douche bag climb up on his/her high horse and correct me if I'm wrong
JoshGHardy 0
everyone carries the "herpes" both types and it is only able to be passed to another while there is a breakout "cold sores" this is my input and I'm sure I'll have some douche bag climb up on his/her high horse and correct me if I'm wrong
abceasyas123abc 12
Here I come on my high horse! How the hell do you think EVERYONE becomes an HSV carrier?! Does that make any sense to you?
abceasyas123abc 12
Also, if EVERYONE carried both strains then how would they go around spreading it to OTHER people..? Please think about what you're writing!
JoshGHardy 0
everyone carries the "herpes" both types and it is only able to be passed to another while there is a breakout "cold sores" this is my input and I'm sure I'll have some douche bag climb up on his/her high horse and correct me if I'm wrong
Butasko0ch 0
wow that freaking sucks maybe one of you had a bug bite that was carrying the virus there's cases of those
MuffinPie 0
you know there are many other ways to get herpes then just sex
swiss1441 0
Uhhh there is another way of contracting it. called cold sores? and doing oral?
maddieomg 0
RAPER ON THE LOOSE!!!!!!!! hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husband cuz they rapin erybody up in here!!! you are really dumb fo real!