Today, my husband and I were diagnosed with herpes. We've been together for five years and were both virgins before. Even the doctor couldn't give any other explanation. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
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iSwizzle 4
Maybe your husband lied...?
NomNomMuffin 5
looks like one of u bitches cheated
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Comments (525)
kad87 0
obviously one of you lied or cheated.
myownenemy 0
To say they were lying or cheating is ridiculous. There are so many ways you can get herpes. It would never hold up as sole proof of lying or adultery.
AScic1 3
There are two types of herpes. One that affects the mouth and the other affects the groin. The hsv virus can only live for a short time after leaving the body so catching it from a toilet seat is extremely unlikely. One way that either of you could have caught it was from kissing a relative that was infected when you were younger. Symptoms have been known to lay dormant for years before showing up. Before you accuse him of cheating consider that. Both of you are in it for the long haul but there are ways to suppress it. Life isnt over. Keeo your head up.
biggman024 0
Someone cheated
Erindub 0
Guess what!? Either your husband lied about his virginity or hes cheated on you since.
summerbells27 0
yeah im thinking someone cheated
Jenrees94 0
somebody's lying!!!
leeshxx 3
oh dear god. I think I just lost 30 iq points reading this
olivia_r 0
DocBastard wherever you are, please clear up this confusion so we can all sleep tonight.
abceasyas123abc 12
He already has. Also, check out comment 298.
mattmccoy25 2
why is it always the mans fault she could be a dick hungry female who did the deed with someone who was dirty...