Today, my husband and I were diagnosed with herpes. We've been together for five years and were both virgins before. Even the doctor couldn't give any other explanation. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
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Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML
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Today, one day after our 12-year wedding anniversary, which my husband failed to acknowledge, I found a receipt in his pocket for chlamydia testing. We haven't had sex in two years. FML
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iSwizzle 4
Maybe your husband lied...?
NomNomMuffin 5
looks like one of u bitches cheated
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mintcar 10
402, so I guess you're now back to zero?
Schlimpikins 0
Wow, that kid's grammar is horrible. Dirtyolduncle... take my *advice* delete your account and stop embarrassing yourself, and maybe learn to use the spell check machine haha...
mousekiller 0
is either of you a healthcare worker? could have gotten a needle stick .... or someone cheated
tiffythebody 3
I work at a hospital n have been in the medical field for 4 yrs I can guarantee that herpes is a sexually transmitted disease. get it
belle20 0
hot.
scottyrocks123 21
I love the name you put :"-)))
sueannpalma 7
public rest room seats
sueannpalma 7
public rest room seats
ekuechle 0
well he must have been cheating or they really did learn how to bungee jump from toilet seats.
abceasyas123abc 12
464, if sperm die as soon as they "hit oxygen" then how, pray tell, do they harvest sperm for IVF? I'd be a little more cautious about calling other people idiots..