Today, my husband and I were diagnosed with herpes. We've been together for five years and were both virgins before. Even the doctor couldn't give any other explanation. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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iSwizzle 4
Maybe your husband lied...?
NomNomMuffin 5
looks like one of u bitches cheated
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thedonvespe 1
did you guys go to Snooki's hot tub?
rasjavu 0
you can go from having oral herpes to it being genital. who gets cold sores/fever blisters?
finndizzle 0
someone is lying!!!
belle20 0
looks like someone cheated
DealsOnWheels 0
yea your man pulled one off on the side now you both share the gift that keeps on giving:)
Amigara 0
Herpes is spread by bodily fluids. Any disease that can be contracted through sex can also spread by blood. Thus, if you accidentally got someone else's blood in a cut, in an eye or in your mouth, you can get their herpes.
crazyrunnergirl 7
obviously he cheated. there just no other way
myownenemy 0
you're ignorant. there are a multitude of ways you can get herpes.
iliv2serv 0
Docbastard-where are u? Could u settle this argument? Also-I had a virologist tell me I was born with antibodies to herpes from my mother and since I am in my mid 30s without ever having an outbreak(cervix was checked) that I can not transmit and may be immune. I call bullshit-is immunity possible?
karenbeth 0
if he has a cold sore then goes down on u you can get herpes then y'all have sex ta-da u both got it, same works for him
DeadxManxWalking 27
someone's a cheater hah