Today, I was told I look like a Simpson. I don't have blond hair, or any of their features, so I asked which one. I was told Homer because we "both could use Weight Watchers and an education." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was told I looked like Beaker from the Muppets. After doing a side-by-side comparison, I realized it's true. FML
Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML
Today, a cute boy told me I looked like a celebrity. Flattered, I asked who I resembled. He responded by saying that I looked exactly like Ugly Betty. He was serious. FML
Today, fed up with my nerdy appearance, I got my hair shaved off, hoping for a Walter White kind of look. I didn't think it was too bad, but not even an hour later, I'd already been called a "fat Bruce Willis" and compared to a freshly circumcised penis. FML
Today, I decided to get a haircut to change up my look. I asked for a bob, but the hairstylist misunderstood and gave me some sort of bowl cut. I look like a '90s sitcom character. FML
Today, at work, a customer commented that I look like Zach Galifianakis. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was told that my laugh sounds like Krusty the Clown. It really does. Now I can't unhear it. FML
Today, I was told that I look like a cross between Roger Federer and Neil Patrick Harris. Apparently I have a big forehead and a squished face. FML
Today, once again I was told I looked a bit like Lindsay Lohan. I can't figure out if they mean the young, good looking one, or the current cracked out rehab version. FML
Today, I discovered that I can fit back into the clothes I wore in High School. I was proud of this until my husband told me that I look like a stuffed sausage in them. FML
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saIty 17
Doh!
zombieinahearse 3
"Why you little..." *choke him out*
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Comments (86)
atitud3 12
Take it as a compliment.
ArmyxWife 5
How is fat and stupid a compliment?
ItsaMeLuigi 6
You mean an insult..don't you?
pickles1994 18
Maybe he meant that being compared to an awesome television character like Homer... I forgot what I was going to say, Ima pass out And sleep now
xKites 4
I can't find a way to accept that as compliment in any way.
Neonemerld 21
At least you're optimistic, 1. Though that's about all I can say for you.
damn_homie 2
Maybe he meant it like a wake up call. Start taking care of his body and getting an education.
Neonemerld 21
But 53, how do you know OP doesn't? He or she may be trying to lose weight on a diet and take care of themselves, but it takes time. You don't just say to yourself, "Self, I think it's time to lose weight" and it's instantly gone. It can take months, maybe even years depending on their weight.
KM96 24
Insult more like it - maybe you are more of a Homer Simpson than him (1)
saIty 17
Doh!
OhAidan 7
Nuts!
Inheritance 10
Dinkleburg! Oh wait wrong show. But yes this is a Doh moment.
christyxbee 15
Ohhhh burrrrrrred!
ryukensfj 5
Homer is actually very smart, it's just he has a pen up his noise that makes him dumb.
ArmyxWife 5
Crayon.
oj101 33
Which is lodged in his brain, not his nose...
aj94w 4
...and especially not his noise.
miserypoison 13
Mmmm.... donuts..
Neonemerld 21
Well, if you want to get technical, 26, it's lodged in his nose which is forcing it into his brain. So you're both right.
james2398 6
I think it time for homer to try the slender man plan all u have to do is live off of water and bread and u will be as skinny as slender man pick up ur phone and call 4372237464
zombieinahearse 3
"Why you little..." *choke him out*
Neonemerld 21
HOMER used STRANGLE on WILD BART! It's super effective! WILD BART has fainted.
bettykooler 7
Ouch..
chocolateisyum 12
Do you choke your son on a regular basis?
yankfan89 27
No he probably chokes his chicken on a regular basis.
Pleonasm 36
Did you cause a nuclear meltdown again? What did I tell you about eating donuts on the main control system?
yogima 6
I don't understand how someone would even consider saying something like that to another person. I am so sorry, OP. I bet you're beautiful and smart, too.
HelpMeJeebus 5
sounds like someone was just being a prick. who says that to someone they've barely made any conversation with? you guessed it. a prick
DocBastard 40
It could have been worse - he could have said that you remind him of Cartman.
mvc3ftw 17
At least people would "Respect his Authoritah!"
ColdplaySucks 18
Or a Kardashian.