Today, I took my boyfriend of 2 years on a family vacation to meet my family for the first time. We all got really drunk and he made out with my dad. This was day one and we don't fly back for another 16 days. FML
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Today, it was Thanksgiving and the first time my boyfriend would be meeting my whole family. He was nervous so he started drinking. By the end of the night, he was belligerently drunk and kissed my aunt twice thinking it was me. FML
Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His father was completely wasted, his mom was high, and his 11-year-old sister was talking about her favorite alcoholic drinks at the dinner table. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, I decided to visit my dad. I haven't seen him in a while so I wanted to give him another chance to be an actual dad to me. Apparently, getting drunk and getting it on with his girlfriend while I was there was more important than spending time with his daughter, who he hasn't seen in almost a year. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. It went well, until my dad got drunk and started telling everyone about how "midgets" are assholes and are ruining America. FML
Today, I spent 12 hours in an airport rather than go back to the apartment of the man I traveled to see for the weekend. Instead of wine, dine, sixty-nine, he took me to a tailgating event and introduced me to two girls he had a threesome with. FML
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pokemyeyes 23
What the ****
flyingflies 36
He...did what? Ok, I never understood why people feel the need to drink themselves into oblivion and to lose control of their rational mind. They are both at fault for doing such an inappropriate thing! I'm sorry for you and for your mother. To be clear, I don't condemn this because they are both men, but because it's a stupid think to do.
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Comments (121)
pokemyeyes 23
What the ****
Pentium_4 27
I think OP wants to steal your username
Steve97 32
I think we all do ._.
Esb22 9
best comment I've read all day^
musicallights 2
That's exactly what I said when I finished reading that FML.
Fluffypig 22
My words exactly
jbivens1992 17
How does this even happen? I understand doing semi stupid shit while drunk...but just completely losing your ******* mind? What the hell was he drinking? And was your dad a willing participant or was he just as horrified as you must have been?
InfiniteSunshine 32
From the wording of the FML, I think the dad was a participant because it says "he made out with my dad." Instead of "he tried to make out with my dad." That's how I see it anyway, I could be wrong though.
usnwife 18
"We all got really drunk" so I assume dad was drunk and a willing participant too. Gender isn't an issue, but there are so many other issues here that make this beyond wrong...
flyingflies 36
He...did what? Ok, I never understood why people feel the need to drink themselves into oblivion and to lose control of their rational mind. They are both at fault for doing such an inappropriate thing! I'm sorry for you and for your mother. To be clear, I don't condemn this because they are both men, but because it's a stupid think to do.
Sir_Cow 17
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
When you first start drinking alcohol it's hard to stop because, well, that's what the chemicals in alcohol do they blur your control to choose how much you drink.
saxaddict122 14
It was an incredibly dumb think to do. What were they thinging?
TweetAnne 13
What study/research did you get your info from? Myself and others know their limit and when to stop. I could never allow myself to get that drunk.
PhinIt2WinIt 24
alcohol affects decision making, which is apparently not strong enough with the OP's boyfriend and dad.
NeonVines 6
did both your boyfriend and your dad realise at the time, they'd actually make out, I mean thats out of the ******* blue even when your drunk.
chidexy 21
What the hell!!!
lexos 16
How was breakfast the next morning?
abbyade 21
For once I have nothing to say. Drunk or not WHAT??????! Being drunk doesn't dampens your senses..it doesn't necessary change your sex orientation. Time to get some answers.
no_playa_hater 14
From the wording of the FML you can't possibly guess whether or not the boyfriend or the dad showed a change of sexual orientation while they were drunk.
Kitouran 30
They could both by bi or pansexual, in which case OP should wait until either or is comfortable with talking about it. Besides, sounds like OP's got bigger problems.
sweetpotato301 7
7: bisexuality exists.
domolovesyoshi 33
Drunkeness lowers your inhibitions and can make you do some pretty stupid shit, however your sexuality does usually sty the same so the boyfriend and the dad have to have been open to pansexuality or Bisexuality to have made out.
SiraSiemens 21
and yet you needed to say like 28 words...
sweetbliss3 37
holy shit that's gross. not that he made out with a dude, but your dad of all people. are you guys still together bc that might be too awkward to keep seeing him.
ABlindMan 17
Yeah it's awkward but to throw away a relationship of 2 years over something that happened while two people were blacked out drunk without talking about it. That's really harsh, and a bit over dramatic.
ashqualls 9
I'd think it would be pretty impossible to go back to normal after seeing your boyfriend make out with your dad. Yuck.
DaniealThePope 18
Next time, water down the spirits.
Polynomial 28
Sorry to break it to you, hut it takes TWO people to make out.
Polynomial 28
*but*
Bunnyluver 20
I hate when people corrects someone over simple mistakes. Auto correct isn't always affective so don't act like you or your computer has never made a mistake.
Iris_River 15
He corrected his own mistake
fakedsincerity 32
*effective I had to, I'm sorry. (also the commenter corrected their own mistake so take a chill pill).
HofstraGirl 14
"People correct" or "a person corrects" x]