Today, my husband and I were diagnosed with herpes. We've been together for five years and were both virgins before. Even the doctor couldn't give any other explanation. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Top comments
iSwizzle 4
Maybe your husband lied...?
NomNomMuffin 5
looks like one of u bitches cheated
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Comments (525)
hockeyrocks39 0
Nice 66! I agree, there seems to be certain people who live for FML. I read it when I'm bored and occasionally comment. This site seems to be full of young teens that think they know everything and really have no clue.
Igor_g5 0
Somebody lied.
marilynmanson646 0
cool story OP
megzenurse 0
One of you could have had a cold sore & you did oral
monagro 22
I'm quite certain you can get it at birth too (if the mother is having a flare up or recently contracted it...)
Krissy3 0
You can get it from drinking after someone with the virus too
Wazilla 0
@196 maybe you should educate yourself and relize you can get herpes from more than just unprotected sex.
triciaelayne 0
you know, you can pass oral herpes, like your regular cold sores, to the genital area by performing oral sex when you have an outbreak - one of you could have easily had a cold sore, gone down on the other and voila! genital herpes! the only difference is where on the body you get the sores - it's the same viral infection
jayz9 0
One of u r lying but again u guys d need to rework on trust and be glad u dont have to date to break the news n get dumped
Shinygirlnz 1
Uh, I think the point the OP was trying to make was that the suspicion of the doctor (and probably herself) is that her husband cheated. I highly doubt she'd post it on here if she was the cheating party... as for all the posters who've said you can get it from toilet seats, etc etc... sheesh.