Madi
United States
Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Ali
Gas wars
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML
byebyeromance
State College, United States
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
amelie
Nervous
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
anonymous
Saint John's, Canada
Today, my boyfriend discovered you can send sound clips as text messages. So far I've heard 5 of his farts in the past half hour. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML
LoveStruck-
United States
Class act
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
pottypattypeepants
United States
Let it all out
Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
fartlover
Canada
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML
Anonymous
Breathtaking view
Today, my husband farted while he was naked and bending over to pick up his clothes, so me lying on the bed got a perfect view of his butthole twitching and flapping around as the gas escaped. Who says romance is dead? FML
The horror...
Luton, United Kingdom
Today, I farted myself awake, in a car full of my boyfriend's family. FML
Top comments
lol_ironic_life 9
Well the best way to get back at him is to fart on him! :D
FYLDeep 26
Just wait 'til he ties you down and tickles you for 3 hours straight.
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Comments (120)
Outsider_77 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
He's a keeper
OMGIFOUNDWALDO 6
people seem to thumb down comments they don't like :(
moofis_footbone 4
People SAY they want the truth but they really don't. They want to be POSITIVELY lied too.
kyarush 10
That's awesome.
DaniPandi 22
Must everyone comment begin with "People..."? Plus, #1 that not original. At all. That's on every single boyfriend/girlfriend FML. Prepare for thumbs down!
Jovecove 13
Careful not to shit your pants.
ihasbrains 10
Omfg dump him! There, I said it. No one else do it now.
kbtoyz69 9
now they all know that your full of hot air! 8
Isaac_The_Man 0
You ALWAYS get thumbed down when people say "He's a keeper" so just stop wasting your time and think of a different damn pun
ImFrackinBored 13
41s and 31s comment go together perfectly if you read it differently...
superguppy19 3
My family would love u op
ppeanutbutter 1
first! gosh what an impression lol
ppeanutbutter 1
wth! why was it moderated?
FunkyAndFresh 7
People seem to get jealous when someone beats them to a top comment :(
Outsider_77 0
20- if there's a rule that fml comments must be original please tell me. Of course I could have written something like "this gives explosive laughter a whole new meaning" but my brain wouldn't listen to me :(
lol_ironic_life 9
Well the best way to get back at him is to fart on him! :D
OMGIFOUNDWALDO 6
sharing is caring isn't it?
flockz 20
and how many STDs do you have?
kikiwi_fml 9
When he least suspects it. *evil laugh*
cheefer 0
******** on his chest is also acceptable. It really brings couples together. That's what I've heard..
OMGIFOUNDWALDO 6
35- I lost count, but I can tell by the odour that it should be around 14
LoveIsEnough 10
Gotta love your boyfriend.
xDxPxO 1
Well that's embarrassing...
springbok_fml 2
At least you won't have to be embarrassed when you do actually need to fart like most girls are.. it'll be old news.
soccerprincess7 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
That blows.... xD
wokawokanomnom 5
Ya out her ass lol
sucks2BEyouu 0
^^ and so does your comment.
okiidokii_fml 6
I think you mean and so is your comment Atleast when you insult someone do it right jeeshhh! ^
lmgk 0
Hahahahahahahahaha XD
soccerprincess7 0
86- Lol that's exactly what I was thinking when I said that xD
FunkyAndFresh 7
Hope they're not smelly!! If they are, you would be a tickle bomb...
maryam8869 7
haaaahahaaha its funny why ppl thumbed down ?!,, XD
maryam8869 7
what derp ?
leadman1989 16
And you're not a stickler for a tickler.
FYLDeep 26
Just wait 'til he ties you down and tickles you for 3 hours straight.
instnt1nfction 17
That will just wipe out an entire nation
DKjazz 20
That was my first thought. What would happen? Would she run out of gas? Would she start farting blood? Would she implode?
justcallmemini 15
i could see that happening actually :}
johnjkl 22
"Tickled"
deviable 9
You should wait until he lead expects it, then Dutch oven him in to unconsciousness.