Today, my husband and I were diagnosed with herpes. We've been together for five years and were both virgins before. Even the doctor couldn't give any other explanation. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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iSwizzle 4
Maybe your husband lied...?
NomNomMuffin 5
looks like one of u bitches cheated
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Mandasaurus21 0
wow that sucks :-/
yuggi1 11
I'd retest if I were you. Sometimes errors occur.
rattusrattus 19
Witchcraft. I'm betting its witchcraft. *twitches nose, cackles*
BlackR6Rider 5
everyone is born with the "hpv" virus, it's jus that for some people the virus isn't active hence why it is so viral. you guys are jus the unlucky ones where you have active hpv viruses. there are also several different strains of it. I believe they teach you this in either health or bio class no?
ditsyblond1988 3
lol HPV (human papillomavirus) causes genital warts and cervical cancer. I think u mean HSV
abceasyas123abc 12
Um, everyone is NOT just born with some random strain of HPV! What health ed/bio class have you been attending?!
hymenopterans 1
Maybe it's the doctor that your husband is *******.
grapist 0
duhhh someone cheated, or you could have gotten herpes from the public toilet seat, they can live there if you didn't clean off the seat.
BlackR6Rider 5
ps I like how all the girls automatically said the guy cheated, I've dated lots of girls and I can say a little liquor may jus get a guy horny but a little liquor makes most girls I know turn into Bi-sexual ***** on the dance floor! u don't see guys making out with their best friend when they get drunk! haha
Cinn_fml 23
Well as the OP seems to not know where it came from, it would be logical to assume she didn't cheat. Or is trying to cover her tracks.
hcovballer247 0
well looks like one of you cheated
EGORAPTOR 7
one of u r lying
xlibrax 0
Well, it looks as though maybe someone has lied, and since you put this on fml and claim you were indeed a virgin, I say its time to start pointing a finger at that hubby of yours. Or..are you still so sure that he was a virgin before? Also, are you sure that he hasn't been stepping out on you?