Today, my girlfriend got a tattoo of a Rainbow Dash over her pubic mound. Now whenever I go down on her, I'll be eye-to-eye with an adorable pony that shits rainbows. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML
Today, my girlfriend got a sexy new tattoo as a surprise for me. It’s on her boob in Japanese, next to a pair of sexy lips, and she claims it says "Oral Queen." I'm fluent in Japanese so I wish she'd asked for my help first, because it actually translates to "Mouth Ruler" which is not sexy at all. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
Today, I showed my boyfriend the new tattoo of a butterfly that I'd gotten on my lower back. He said, "It looks like it's flying when your rolls jiggle." FML
Today, my girlfriend got a new tattoo - the Blink-182 logo on her stomach. I wouldn't mind it, except she got pregnant a month ago and I'm pretty sure that it can't good for the baby. FML
Today, my boyfriend got a new tattoo. It was a big tattoo of Pikachu on his hip. I told him now I'd feel like I was having sex with an 8-year-old boy. His defense? "No, no, think of it as having sex with Pikachu!" He still refuses to understand why that's weird. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, while my girlfriend was going down on me, she looked up at me and said, in a high-pitched voice, "Yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy!" FML
Today, after months of planning, I finally got my first tattoo: my cat's paw print. I love it so I showed my friends pictures. One said it looks like poop and the other said it looks like I have a disease. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
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clarissasyima 7
Now you can taste the rainbow ;)
bebefer 8
I bet that makes you feel like a pedophile.
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Comments (280)
clarissasyima 7
Now you can taste the rainbow ;)
JordanGarcia 10
I was thinking the same thing hahaha
JordanGarcia 10
I thinking the same thing! Hahaha
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
All OP's girlfriend needs to do now is get some skittles tattooed and the picture will be complete.
FurryPride 9
I see no problem with this? Can someone explain?
FurryPride 9
What's the problem with this? Can someone explain?
Mr_Krabs 5
16 - Nope. You killed it.
hockeyoceancity 13
I smell... FISH!
unsuccesfulmastu 4
Hahaha pubic mound. But anyways it's okay OP the rainbow pony will help you conquer her love dungeon.
coolbrony12 3
Oh sweet Jesus
PerfasarusRex 3
16- ...or not
newbiehere99 6
I had to google Rainbow Dash before I could comment ... Cute ... Is the only thing I can say. :)
doctorhook86 25
I think this girl ought to hook up with the guy who calls his wife Fluttershy during sex.
AnagenisisZagus 13
16- Swing and a miss. Maybe next time, bud.
nado13579 12
This is perfect since I was JUST about to change my avatar and I also bought a Rainbow Dash figurine. I was meant to see this.
nado13579 12
Did that tattoo make her feel 20% cooler?
blushy 14
now it will be a magical experience ;)
dead_insects 18
that is the FIRST thing that came to my mind too, LMAO!!
ashtay01 5
You are so hot!
AlecGuelker 1
I was thinkimng the same thing
PinkieKeen 20
That tat is 20% cooler than any other tat
spazz666 18
198, your comment deserves all the epic points. I smiled. Congrats!
FurryRocks 10
This girl is awesome and 20% cooler than you
bebefer 8
I bet that makes you feel like a pedophile.
MindFreakazoid 10
If that makes him feel like a pedophile, you have to wonder how the tattooers feel
TheJester12 15
guarantee it's the only the time he's found himself contemplating whether he should he ask his girlfriend to grow her bush out
fury1031 10
Ugh, stupid mlp idiots. Your life sucks, dude
annie_nk 23
I'm sure she's gonna regret that tattoo really soon.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Yeah, I love Fluttershy and all, but I've got no plans of tattooing her (or any pony, for that matter) on my body. Anywhere. Kinda strange. O.o
gntfmlingnow 12
I would totally get pony tattoos, but only in less than visible places. And preferably nonsexual ones, because I feel like having anything pony related around my genitals would probably screw me in the long run
buck33 14
111 - Actually, you wouldn't be screwed in the long run.
holeyman 8
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Classy....
CookieGirl4ever 13
..why isn't it? Lots of people get piercings or tattoos down there, and it's not like you can see it.
HollyDolly660 8
Original
the_anti_hipster 7
68--but not all people with tattoos around their no-no square involve rainbow ******** ponies. It feels a little Chris Hanson-ish to me...
TwiztedYuri 9
69 - very original... that's how OP found out
CookieGirl4ever 13
I sorry, i must now admit the anti hipster has defeated me.. the hipsters never win.
CookieGirl4ever 13
Shit I can't remove my comment… Gah… you can continue down voting me now.
ironwords 8
Is your girlfriend sane?
CookieGirl4ever 13
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What?! Do you mean you mean you DON'T have a tattoo of an adorable pony that ***** rainbows on your crotch? Are YOU sane?
ironwords 8
Is your girlfriend sane?
BobSock 1
Ouch, she must be one dedicated brony.
KeyboardWarrior 10
By my understanding, a more accurate term would be pegasister!
Hiimhaileypotter 53
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39- *shy voice* Excuse me, but...it, um, it can actually be either... *peeks out from under hooves to see if you're angry with me*
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Okay guys, should I explain my comment? I was pretending to speak as though I was Fluttershy....since my profile pic is of her. Also, the term "Brony" IS a unisex term. Look it up.
swimchick7 1
Um you're extremely strange...
xXxIracebethxXx 14
#91 - I live MLP and all, but role-playing just makes you look stupid and strange. Especially if it's Fluttershy.
tpike1296 11
Your comment made me happy. While role playing is strange, it makes me smile xD
nado13579 12
87 & 91- I always read all your comments in Fluttershy's voice whether I'm actually trying to or not. :P
Hiimhaileypotter 53
144- I wasn't "role playing." I was typing the way Fluttershy would speak, because I knew people would read the comments in her voice. Making judgements about people makes YOU look like the stupid one :) 146- Thanks :) 196- My evil plan is working ;) (ps. I read your comment in Rainbow Dash's voice)
Rommel1942 9
SO CUTE! :3 you're awesome.
dragonstrike94 8
BRO+pony =brony chickscannotbeone
krusher549 0
You sir, are a hero for brony kind!
ch3s 4
If it helps #87 i read that in Fluttershy's voice.
Bluekaren16 19
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Why not get matching tattoos with her? ;)
pokemonchick14 12
Probably because he doesn't have a mound.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Penis tattoos are for the ultimate bad-asses.
Bluekaren16 19
Yes they are!!
Glassmaster 0
Gotta be Fluttershy. Only way to really make it match.
spazz666 18
Nah it's gotta be evil rainbow dash.
HairyPunisher 27
She should've gotten the little stick figure guy with a lawn mower above her pubic hair instead.
asoptavlo14 6
It's funny because your name is hairy punisher... It's like the mower is punishing the pubic hair? ...Or not.
l23VIVE 17
I Saw a picture once of a tattoo above a girl's pubes that said "Keep off the grass" and her pubes were dyed green. Pretty freakin epic if you ask me
ilovefall10 21
Doesn't matter had ...sex?
peteyfas 8
Oral sex, apparently
TriflingAllDay 6
You should be shot.