Nick
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
baron
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Anonymous
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
captainuniverse
Nashville, United States
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
doomed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Tweety
United States
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Daddy_issues
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML
3023-dang
United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML
Jackedup
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML
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MrHughJass 0
You're doing it wrong.
doctor_awesome 8
is her name Mary?
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Comments (231)
WizardOfOzLA 2
ouch...
freakguy455 0
Maybe you should have step up to the plate..
NYBellz 0
virgin Mary
marinaim 17
Well she obviously /wanted/ the sex, so I can't really see the problem. Whatever your 'morals' were, she wasn't happy, did something about it and it turned out badly. Sure she cheated, and she should've just broken up with you, but you weren't satisfying her obviously.
rubberbullets 0
She got pregnant form sitting on the toilet seat you jerked off onto i knew it!
JesterMarcus 0
And how is this a surprise? Three years and you two still haven't done it? What do you expect?
noelle247 4
awh :( im sorry
Darrenthegreat 0
u never had sex for 3 years , loserr
gatiekatie 0
YOU'VE BEEN TOGETHER 3 YEARS AND HAVEN'T HAD SEX?! HOLLY CRAP, How old are you?
iPunchedBigFoot 5
Sry bro. Can't imagine how you feel. But respectable that you went 3 years without it.