Nick
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
baron
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Anonymous
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
captainuniverse
Nashville, United States
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
doomed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Tweety
United States
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Daddy_issues
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML
3023-dang
United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML
Jackedup
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML
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MrHughJass 0
You're doing it wrong.
doctor_awesome 8
is her name Mary?
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Comments (231)
yeamate 0
maybe it's the second coming of Jesus
TheNewGuy03 29
yes, yes, the second *coming*. |the kid|
dayrin7 4
just because they had three years of dating dont mean they had to have sex. my parents didnt want to have sex until marriage and after 4 years of dating they got married. i couldnt do 4 years, or 3 not even 1 lol but some people out there can. so dont worry you'll find someone out there who thinks like you and forget about that bitch obvs she aint worth it.
marinaim 17
well she obviously /did/ want to have sex..
a_nutritionist 10
"so dont worry you'll find someone out there who thinks like you" perhaps, but by limiting yourself to ONLY people who wait until marriage youve effectively cut out 3/4 of the population. its hard enough finding someone you want to be with the rest of your life without limiting it to a handful of people who you have no way of identifying.
pappuyaer 0
not only u r a virgin but also dumb ass idiot, who keeps a girlfriend for 3 years without sex? are you sure that you even have a peepee stick ?
bailey80 3
that's kinda harsh
kraine0712 2
And stupid. That's why this individual refers to a penis as a 'peepee stick'.
Tarak_fml 7
3 years and you haven't had sex??
byronvance 0
im sure she knows it lol well if u love her does it matter
mrtoothpick 11
Tell that bitch to get up out yo kitchen!
scdragon 0
yeah why no sex in three years? but it's not your kid, not your problem, and if she tries to say it is. just ask for a DNA test
bailey80 3
after having a relationship for 3years I literally think you are doing something wrong..
2ndSucks 15
I guess she couldn't wait. You can do better I'm sure.
sparxva 12
Dump the cheater and move on. Be glad you realized she is cheating on you before you got married or you could be getting divorced and paying child support.