Nick
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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baron
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Anonymous
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
captainuniverse
Nashville, United States
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
doomed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Tweety
United States
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Daddy_issues
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML
3023-dang
United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML
Jackedup
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML
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MrHughJass 0
You're doing it wrong.
doctor_awesome 8
is her name Mary?
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Comments (231)
danielshale 3
you've had a girlfriend for three years and you're still a virgin? I don't blame her for ******* someone else - YDI for not putting out
johnnybagodonuts 2
3 goddamn years and you're still a virgin??? I'm surprised you haven't been ****** yet cause you're the biggest pussy ever
kwan_wendy 9
Not having sex in 3yrs that is good keep it up. I will definitely b ur gf if I know u. as for ur gf I think u have to dump her
izzabella43 0
JESUS 2!!!
a_nutritionist 10
...so its pretty easy to be with you then, simply abstain from sex and youre the perfect guy. isnt that the same as dating someone for the sex...?
emtyler 1
you have been in a relationship for 3 years with no sex????
genius_out_front 0
OP, don't listen to everyone telling you to dump her. Tap that for nine months, THEN dump her. Go for it. It's not like you're going to get her pregnant.
xxMichaxx 0
Bahahahahaha damn!! :)
Zomg_Okay 27
All the people saying he's a pussy or whatever for not having sex with her is a moron. We don't know OP - he could have been brought up to be against sex before marriage, etc.
kduubb 7
look on the brightside... at least fursure you kno tht its not your bby
sportsfreakpc12 0
hahaha tru tht!
santosromero718 1
quit making shit up.
blackvyper 8
DNA test is out of the question then.