Nick
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
baron
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Anonymous
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
captainuniverse
Nashville, United States
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
doomed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Tweety
United States
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Daddy_issues
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML
3023-dang
United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML
Jackedup
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada
Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML
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MrHughJass 0
You're doing it wrong.
doctor_awesome 8
is her name Mary?
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Comments (231)
Blazefina 5
There is no reason for this to get You Deserve This. I like how he is awesome and saving his first time for the right moment.
DomoLaDii 8
U PROBLY DESERVED IT.. DNT BE A VIRGIN
xRaptoRX 2
dude, theres so wrong...3 years...and...sigh..
quickbluntquim 3
Yeah man, that's ur fault
onefinemess 11
Ok she's still your gf why? The first line of this should have been I had to break up with my gf today...
Mortoli 30
Ex-girlfriend you mean hopefully that already done lol
linda_stone 13
Haven't ****** your girlfriend once in 3 years? No wonder she found someone else...
tonnyfong 3
You got the girl, he got the fun. YDI for not taking initiative to satisfy her.
JoeGein 0
That's what you get for havin a girl for 3 years and not laying some pipe.
EbonyMage 0
Not really ur gf if u haven't boned her 3 years is way to long fyl...
mitoito68 6
hahaha. man that's funny