Today, my man got arrested for starting a fistfight with a cashier who wouldn't let him smuggle out groceries without paying. It gets worse; two weeks ago he got arrested mugging a guy at a gas station, and he's still on bail. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work as a cashier, a guy came up with a cart full of stuff and it took me 10 minutes to ring it all up. When I told him his total, he felt his pockets, said, "Oh shit, I forgot my wallet!" and walked off. He left about 15 bags worth of things for me to put back. FML
Today, I bailed my soon to be ex-husband out of jail after he'd been arrested for soliciting. Soliciting an undercover cop. FML
Today, I went for a run. I ended up being tackled by two cops, handcuffed, and dragged to the station with no explanation. Turns out a house nearby had been robbed and the best description they got was, "A man running." I didn't even get an apology. FML
Today, a guy punched me in the subway for staring at his girlfriend. I had dark glasses on, and was fast asleep. FML
Today, an elderly man had to give me money to pay for my grocery bill because my sister broke down crying in the store as I didn't have enough money to pay for both her milkshake and cookies. She's 19. FML
Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML
Today, my parents met my boyfriend's parents for the first time… while they were bailing us out of jail. FML
Today, I was practicing my lines for theater class in the hall. My partner and I chose a script where we argue over me stealing her boyfriend. Since it started to sound like a real argument, another student said that I was a "crazy bitch" and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I found out that my neighbor's son is supposed to be giving me gas money for driving him to school each morning. He's using it to buy drugs instead. FML
Today, I wanted to use my gift card for a liquor store. I went to pay the cashier, who said he needed to see my license. I gave it to him, along with my gift card. After paying, he asked me if I wanted him to cut it up, since the card was now worthless. I said yes. He cut up the wrong card. FML
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Top comments
Anderling 33
And you’re still with him… why, exactly?
AstroTurf Matador_602345635 10
OP, run away! Run far, far away!
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Comments (8)
AstroTurf Matador_602345635 10
OP, run away! Run far, far away!
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
You're with a criminal, expect him to commit crime.
Anderling 33
And you’re still with him… why, exactly?
Elizabeth Burley 22
Get yourself another man!
Crowned Sataness 12
ydi yourself for not leaving 2 weeks ago. welcome to your life if you don't run far away
Charlie Given 28
So how long do you think it'll be until he assaults you? You're with a criminal and he will only get worse 🤦♂️🤷♂️
mekal99 2
I hate people like you. just assuming that every criminal is a bad person and beats their family/partner.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
I'm sure he's a very reasonable, polite mugger.
JasonThorn 23
Having no impulse control is a red flag.
Brightside86 31
If this guy can manage to maintain a healthy relationship that means there's hope for us all.
idragosani 17
Time to find a new man