Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I was arrested for a crime that happened 27 years ago. I'm only 21. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Saturday night fever
Today, I was arrested on my 25th birthday and thrown in jail overnight for impersonating myself. FML
Anonymous
Today, because I left my wallet at home, I got arrested for "underage smoking." I'm 32 years old. FML
Chase
Today, I turned 21 and had a huge party because I could finally drink legally. Got arrested for public intoxication. FML
Timmy
France
Today, I got caught stealing lollies. I am 25. FML
bustedfornuthin
United States
Busted
Today, I was arrested by the police for sitting in what they thought was a stolen vehicle. After being slammed into the back of a squad car at gunpoint, they realized the car was actually recovered a week ago. FML
TheBeautifulOne
Ayr, United Kingdom
Wrong 'un
Today, I met a girl I used to make fun of in high school. She was taking my fingerprints after I was arrested. FML
iliketoastalot
United States
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Matthew
United States
Today, I was arrested for breaking into a house. This is what happens when I lose my key. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Unruly meets incompetence
Today, I was in the library when police arrested me for threatening people. The librarian even told them I did nothing wrong, and that the actual girl they wanted had already left. They took me in anyway. My dad sided with the police and let me “think about what I did” in jail overnight. FML
oldschool
United States
Today, I was picking up my little sister from school and while waiting I decided to have a smoke. I was caught and was told to go to the principal's office. I'm 23. FML
Top comments
riley873 21
This needs an update and more info
RichardPencil 32
So, you were a thug in your previous life? Karma works slowly, my friend.
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Comments (16)
BigSissy 14
That is horrible! I hope everything gets straightened out soon!
RichardPencil 32
So, you were a thug in your previous life? Karma works slowly, my friend.
acmariner99 25
lawyer up and keep your mouth shut.
riley873 21
This needs an update and more info
katydid91 31
Likely they were a victim of mistaken identity. Maybe someone has the same full name and a similar birthday as OP.
RichardPencil 32
Usually, “not existing” is an airtight alibi.
zoelog 10
if that's the case I'm going to guess this all gets straitened out.
mccuish 25
This needs an update
stormy0307 16
I hope you weren’t carrying any dangerous butter knives or hand tools on you when they picked you up.
Memnoc 26
The only crime I know about that the statute of limitations would not have expired after 27 years is murder. How did they get an arrest warrant for you when three is no possible way you could have had 2 of the 3 requirements of a crime? Something doesn't add up....
PhoenixChick 26
Well, considering people have spent days in jail based on an arrest warrant for someone with a completely different name and appearance...and it took awhile to get anyone to even bother to check and realise the dumbass mistake...the question is not how did it happen, but how long it takes to get someone to straighten it out.
sororitytaylor 24
"Luckily, I had a good alibi since I was in Wisconsin and 12."