Today, I went for a run and took my shirt off part way through. The next person I saw was a nine year old girl playing outside her house. She looked at me and said, "Ewwwwww! Gross!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was jogging with my shirt off, feeling confident and athletic. A car slowed down next to me. I expected a compliment, but instead, a kid leaned out the window and yelled, “Put it back on, Shrek!” FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, while going for my daily run, a woman stopped me and said, "I think it's so great that people of your size are comfortable enough to run and show their bodies in public." FML
Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood, I passed an elderly woman. I grinned at her as sign of friendliness to a common pedestrian. She grinned back. Whilst staring at my crotch. FML
Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML
Today, I had just finished a really intense workout in my garage gym. It was chilly outside, but I crossed the road home in my shorts, as I was still pretty hot and sweaty. A woman walked by and asked, "Aren't you cold, you skinny little whore?" FML
Today, I went for a run. I noticed a really hot guy mowing his lawn. I ran a couple of laps past him. After a while, when I slowed down, I smiled at him, and he said, "You look really hot." I thanked him, and he quickly replied, "No, I mean you're sweating a lot." FML
Today, sun was shining and I felt confident enough to go sunbathing at the beach. In only my bikini and towel, I laid out to get some sun. A while later, a little girl came up to me and said, "Aren't you embarrassed that you're so huge?" FML
Today, I was running a marathon for my school. Two hot girls started talking to me, so I glanced at them, and smiled. I turned back, just in time to knee a little boy in the face. FML
Today, I decided to get back into shape and go for a run. With a 1/4 mile left to run, I saw a hot chick a block ahead of me running. Trying to show off I ran hard and passed her stopping just outside my complex. I started to throw up right as she came past me because I had run so hard to pass her. FML
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KatieWagnerFab 0
Well, what you'd expect a 9 year old girl to do? Give you her number.
Seegtease 0
Well? People with flub bouncing when they run shouldn't be running shirtless. I don't think most guys should jog shirtless, but fat guys? C'mon.
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Seegtease 0
Well? People with flub bouncing when they run shouldn't be running shirtless. I don't think most guys should jog shirtless, but fat guys? C'mon.
i_like_pie_mofo 0
gross*
SilenceIsSilver 0
Actually, the kid could've been saying ew because she's a kid and 'naked' people gross her out. When I was 9 I thought boobs were tumors or something, and couldn't comprehend why people enjoyed having them. :p
IMSCARJOHANSSON 24
I run with a shirt off all the time wtf
Rollercoaster_fml 0
#3 knows his stuff.
KatieWagnerFab 0
Well, what you'd expect a 9 year old girl to do? Give you her number.
karmaSUCKS321453 0
I'd smack her and expect her to make me a sammich, that's what!
DaDezza244 31
33, lol but Sexist and hitting her is abuse
katieatieay 0
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when i was nine, i would've at least wolf whistled, guys. girls mature faster, duh.
vassal44 9
Girls hit puberty at 10-11 dimwit
sayyestothedress 24
Why the hell would you flirt with someone at 9!?!?! That's just ******* gross! Especially if the guys way older that you! And fat
xolotl 0
Yeah, don't worry too much about it. That's a typical 9 year old girl's reaction to a adult taking his shirt off. It was probably more about the fact that you'd done it than what you looked like. Hopefully, she's not used to it :)
Silent1 0
right, though i know of quite a few 9 year old girls having sex. ha! eeewwww grosss haha... next time wait until you're inside your house to expose yourself
raymm 1
"i know of quite a few 9 year old girls having sex" Really? Call your city's children's aid society. That a criminal offence.
Mordakai420 6
29- Sarcasm is a virtue, my friend.
HaiTea 0
at the age of 9 she doesn't physically like boys yet. it's nothing to worry about.
realportlandian 2
Are you stupid!? People are born with their sexuality. Sure girls for a short period believe they're stinky and gross but that doesn't mean they cant be attracted to someone. When I was 9 (which is 3rd grade) I had crushes on boys
katieatieay 0
haha, i'm guessing you're not a girl, #15. i was joking about #6, but most girls i know can't remember the day they started liking boys. needless to say, we were a hell of a lot younger than nine.
cezrez 5
I'm going to say I was about 4 and in kindergarten when I started liking boys. Although, I'm pretty positive I wasn't too in love with older men taking off their shirts and showing their hairy chests, because at 9 any boy or man taking of his shirt was gross. So I wouldn't worry about it, OP.
red_apples 0
Yeah, #16's right, I've started liking guys way before nine. And, LOL@#2. That nine year old is FIERCE.
katieatieay 0
#18, i certainly did not. that would be considered gross. i was just commenting on #15.