Today, my friends were right about me being whipped. My girlfriend now has me setting an alarm for 3 hrs after she's fallen asleep, all so I can uncover her feet so she doesn't get too warm. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend of two years asked me why I would never tie her shoes for her. I confessed to her my deep hatred of feet. Later, I woke up from a nap next to my girlfriend. With her feet in my mouth. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me at 5am, just to say how great it was that I could still sleep two more hours before leaving for work. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me I could sleep in. Twenty minutes later, she was banging on the door, yelling, "Get up, fat lazy fuck! It's seven o'clock, we have chores! You expect me to do everything for your worthless ass!" FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend sleepwalks. Well, I say sleepwalks, more like sleep punches. Very, very hard. FML
Today, my husband woke me up at 3 AM by putting whipped cream on my hand and tickling my nose with a feather. FML
Today, after my girlfriend had a nightmare this morning, I stayed home because she has really bad anxiety issues. A couple of hours later, she's pissed because I said I would stay up, but I fell asleep. FML
Today, my girl and I got in a huge fight. Because I cuddled with her the wrong way. While I was asleep. FML
Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML
Today, I woke up to my friend stroking my face with the bottom of his foot and whispering, "Shh, you're okay." FML
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Top comments
fullerkate3 17
**** that! You need to get your balls back
JayGatsby 25
Make her do it herself. If she has a problem, she can do it. I honestly don't understand why you are responsible for keeping her feet warm
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Comments (105)
Symantha23 25
Hahaha just don't set an alarm!!
ProSwimmerFL 16
Are you getting laid ?
laden_swallow09 35
I don't know why this is getting downvoted. A guy has to get SOME recognition for the stuff he does, sexual or otherwise. A relationship is give and take after all, right? If the giving is one-sided as I'm inferring here, then there is literally no reason for him to stick around.
juicy_extasy 25
Why not put an end to feeling uncomfortable? You have to blame yourself for this if you don't feel good about it and still do it anyway, especially if she doesn't do the same for you
countryb_cth 38
And you agreed to this why? I wouldn't care if I was getting laid or anything like that I like my sleep. Dude you need to really put your foot down or she's gunna walk all over you.
Thorzix 23
Well in this situation I think it's kind of safe to say she's probably already doing it.
aprilnb1 18
Do you chew her food for her too?
abbssterss 14
There's nothing wrong with being "whipped" , but there's everything wrong for just letting her get crazy and lazy and just use you , learn the difference dude .
leogachi 15
@18 What's the difference? If being whipped isn't being used, then what is it?
klutzyduck1 24
@32 A lot of people used whipped to denote any guy who is thoughtful towards his girlfriend. I dated a guy who would bring me lunch at work because we were in the middle of BFE and I didn't get breaks. His friends all called him whipped. Even him doing simple things like walking me home at night in the dark, so I'd be safe. He was just a really sweet, nice, thoughtful guy. His single friends resented my taking his time away from them. So that's the difference I've noted.
laden_swallow09 35
The difference here is he does nice things for you because he wants to, 35. You never had to ask. OP's girlfriend is being ridiculous by making him go out of his way to do petty things that he bears no responsibility to. He's giving and she's taking, not both ways.
HeartYou101 31
He sounds lovely #35! Sad to see you wrote that in the past tense though :(
djdailey 6
Stop being a little bitch
RecklessNapkin 16
Yea haha no she needs to do that shit hersef
bbychii 20
wtf dump her if she does this much I wonder what other shit she's got you doing
homtravel 10
So set the alarm loud enough to wake her up as well so she knows how annoying that can be. Give her a whipping good wake up alarm!