Today, my dad walked in to the arena where I was watching a hockey game with my boyfriend and his friends. My dad was wearing a crazy grey mohawk wig/hat. Meanwhile, my boyfriend just finished telling me how embarassing it would be to be that guy's kid. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a weird guy in pajama pants and a fake hair-hat kept standing by us at a concert. Everyone talked about what a creep he was. I would have too, but he was my dad. FML
Today, I introduced my dad to my boyfriend. I gave my dad the middle finger and he thumped me on the head, as we've been playfully doing for years. My boyfriend got all mad and tried to fight my dad. FML
Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML
Today, four days after making a $100 bet with my balding, pedo-stache wearing dad over who could get a girlfriend first, he came home and introduced me to his new girlfriend. FML
Today, I took my father to a hockey game. He always has to get pictures with the girls, so while in bag check, he used his breath spray. He got me in the eye, and I was temporarily blinded through most of the first period. FML
Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. My dad looked at him and said, "Nice outfit, but it's a little late for Halloween." Before I could intervene, my boyfriend said that joke had been done to death, to which my dad retorted, "Yeah, so has your mum." Instant fistfight. FML
Today, my dad threw my boyfriend into the street naked. We weren’t even having sex, I was fully dressed in the kitchen, and my boyfriend was showering after his rugby game. My dad is also his teammate, and it was all a stupid prank by the team. I hate jocks sometimes. FML
Today, my dad was completely engrossed in a football game on TV, so, trying to be cute and funny, my mom flashed him. He didn't notice, but I did. FML
Today, my dad walked into my school and joked around saying that he's going to shoot my boyfriend. We all laughed. Except my boyfriend. He was sobbing in a corner. FML
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Lizo_fml 0
that's pretty funny! You should have got real mad at him, or walked over and hugged your dad. Then it would have been a FML for both of you!
jessicaislameee 0
i'd be like 'what's up dad?' lmao, your dad sounds awesome
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Comments (15)
Lizo_fml 0
that's pretty funny! You should have got real mad at him, or walked over and hugged your dad. Then it would have been a FML for both of you!
wanderingidiot 0
what a bastard....dump him
peakcheer 2
heyy it's not like you haven't thought anyone was embarrassing before...
jessicaislameee 0
i'd be like 'what's up dad?' lmao, your dad sounds awesome
HorrorByrd 0
It's too bad your dad didn't actually have a mohawk. That's be so cool.
glamourful 0
i would have been like "thanks for being so understanding and empathetic," but your dad sounds fun...
clos14 0
and i bet somewhere on here he posted "today i........fml lol
kkerr71 2
Teaches him not to be so judgemental next time!
Staige40 0
be proud of your dad, even if he is a little weird
rubberduckie94 13
your dad rocks...be proud of him
mariet_fml 23
I have a rainbow one. :D