Today, my friends were right about me being whipped. My girlfriend now has me setting an alarm for 3 hrs after she's fallen asleep, all so I can uncover her feet so she doesn't get too warm. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of two years asked me why I would never tie her shoes for her. I confessed to her my deep hatred of feet. Later, I woke up from a nap next to my girlfriend. With her feet in my mouth. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me at 5am, just to say how great it was that I could still sleep two more hours before leaving for work. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me I could sleep in. Twenty minutes later, she was banging on the door, yelling, "Get up, fat lazy fuck! It's seven o'clock, we have chores! You expect me to do everything for your worthless ass!" FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend sleepwalks. Well, I say sleepwalks, more like sleep punches. Very, very hard. FML
Today, my husband woke me up at 3 AM by putting whipped cream on my hand and tickling my nose with a feather. FML
Today, after my girlfriend had a nightmare this morning, I stayed home because she has really bad anxiety issues. A couple of hours later, she's pissed because I said I would stay up, but I fell asleep. FML
Today, my girl and I got in a huge fight. Because I cuddled with her the wrong way. While I was asleep. FML
Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML
Today, I woke up to my friend stroking my face with the bottom of his foot and whispering, "Shh, you're okay." FML
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Top comments
fullerkate3 17
**** that! You need to get your balls back
JayGatsby 25
Make her do it herself. If she has a problem, she can do it. I honestly don't understand why you are responsible for keeping her feet warm
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Comments (105)
kalbrek009 20
Wrap her feet with ice packs. Lmao
kudo5795 12
OP don't listen to the negatives. Any girl would be lucky to have a guy as considerate as you! You're not being whipped, you're being a great SO!
Calgirl415 1
Damn what ever happened to intimate privacy policy
vlad79 9
set an alarm for the tone, get some hand warmers, strap them on her feet.
GeorgiaBea 28
Stop that. Right now. That is stupid.
S1N9UL4R17Y 8
Say "wtf? NO!" while giving her a weird look to make her feel uncomfortable for such a strange request.
unforgiven1993 7
wake her up smothering her with your wanker
jm42345 5
she doesnt have a boyfriend she has a girlfriend. the fact that you tucked your dick and balls between your legs and do jt shows how you dont deserve to be called a man. might want to check with bruce jenner i hear his surgeon has a special for ******* like you
QueenApocalypse 19
oh hell no! tell her no!!
SilentRambler 3
Yes, thank you for calling out the "man card" shit. That is SO irritating and ridiculous. It's ******* 2015.