Today, my friends were right about me being whipped. My girlfriend now has me setting an alarm for 3 hrs after she's fallen asleep, all so I can uncover her feet so she doesn't get too warm. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend of two years asked me why I would never tie her shoes for her. I confessed to her my deep hatred of feet. Later, I woke up from a nap next to my girlfriend. With her feet in my mouth. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me at 5am, just to say how great it was that I could still sleep two more hours before leaving for work. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me I could sleep in. Twenty minutes later, she was banging on the door, yelling, "Get up, fat lazy fuck! It's seven o'clock, we have chores! You expect me to do everything for your worthless ass!" FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend sleepwalks. Well, I say sleepwalks, more like sleep punches. Very, very hard. FML
Today, my husband woke me up at 3 AM by putting whipped cream on my hand and tickling my nose with a feather. FML
Today, after my girlfriend had a nightmare this morning, I stayed home because she has really bad anxiety issues. A couple of hours later, she's pissed because I said I would stay up, but I fell asleep. FML
Today, my girl and I got in a huge fight. Because I cuddled with her the wrong way. While I was asleep. FML
Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML
Today, I woke up to my friend stroking my face with the bottom of his foot and whispering, "Shh, you're okay." FML
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Top comments
fullerkate3 17
**** that! You need to get your balls back
JayGatsby 25
Make her do it herself. If she has a problem, she can do it. I honestly don't understand why you are responsible for keeping her feet warm
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Comments (105)
Bragi 12
Does she do something similar for ypu, OP? If not, man tf up.
Knoro 6
Mug
Eliiara 11
Not your damn problem op
TheNewGuy03 29
Uh, yeah. You need to tell her about that shit. That's way too far. If she gives you backtalk after you bring up the issue, chances are she's proooooobably not worth your time. Or any sane person's. She needs to be SENSIBLE.
grogers311 20
Dude... Seriously??
Bibblejomin 18
It's probably because the other guy she's banging behind your back has a thing for cold feet. Man card, please.
foxy_grampa 19
If she were really too warm she would just do it in her sleep without waking up, so she shouldn't need you to do it for her
AvivS 12
Whipped like the family pig
Catlover1130 14
Thank you. It makes me sick to see comments like these. I'm a total caretaker too, when I have a man, Ill cook for him, ill clean for him, ill massage feet, back, shoulders and neck, and I'm a total nurse when he's sick. To see people these days saying that taking care of your SO is being whipped I lose even more faith in humanity. I agree he needs to stand up for himself if the tasks go a little too far but geez.
Jryan952015 7
Then you have to set your alarm in another 3 hours so you can cover her feet so she doest get cold. And when she wakes up she wants breakfast. Also you have to read her the newspaper. Now you know what it's like to be someone b!tch