Today, I decided to take a well-deserved shower. When I let my hair down, twenty six cents fell onto the floor. I have no idea how they got there. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in the shower when I realised that maybe I'm getting a little too fat. I was scrubbing the old belly when a dollar flew out onto the floor. I'm 23. FML
Today, in the shower, a dime fell on my foot. The only place it could have come from? One of my fat rolls. FML
Today, while showering, I broke the cap off the shampoo. Not my shampoo, my roommate's. The $60 shampoo I swore I wouldn't touch. FML
Today, I had just gotten out of the shower when I thought I had to fart, so I ripped it. instead, I shat all over myself and my floor. I'm 30. FML
Today, while taking a shower, I thought that the bathroom was extra steamy because of all the hot water. It wasn't until two-three minutes later when I put some shampoo in my hair that I realized I had forgotten to take my glasses off. FML
Today, after scouring my apartment for quarters to do laundry, I found the correct amount of change. The change got jammed in the washing machine. I now have no more quarters, and my clothes are caked with soap from washing them in the sink. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML
Today, I took a shower and went to put clothes on after, only to find no clothes in my closet. My mom took them all and hid them. No idea why. No idea when I will get them back. FML
Today, I was doing my laundry when I saw a dollar bill at the bottom of the washer. I excitedly dove in to retrieve the money, and promptly hit and broke my nose on the washer. FML
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Top comments
iiTzNeeNerz 26
You mean long overdue?
pauliegon 18
A haircut may be in order here
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Comments (62)
iiTzNeeNerz 26
You mean long overdue?
tiger820 20
I see what you did there..... ?
heartofhannah 28
No you don't
pauliegon 18
A haircut may be in order here
splinteredApple 36
Maybe if she brushes her hair, she may find enough money for one.
chinaski7628 32
It's probably from cented shampoo.
jumpshot32 11
Now you can buy a gumball with a penny to save
OrangeSodaCrazy 10
why is this on fml
chuka81 27
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Money does not grow on trees, but sometimes they can grow in your hair. Good job OP, I'd think twice about taking that shower, who knows how many CH would fall out if you wait a while.
cathrope 10
Pennies from Heaven.
sturschaedel 27
You don't happen to work as a stripper, do you?
buffy999 11
That was my first thought! Lol.
pandasauresrex 13
some office joke? see how long it takes for you to notice.
Thatissarcastic 17
I bet Mark and Steve from accounting are laughing their asses off right now.
HoboRain 16
People actually used to do stuff like that to me when i was in school. They would throw pencils and paper airplanes and try to get them stuck in my hair.
Ichiya 29
Steve: Yeah... everyone involved with the prank on op was killed. Bill: What!? Even Chad from Accounting? [Cut to a man being thrown through a skyscraper window] Steve: Especially Chad from Accounting!
chuka81 27
Money does not grow on trees, but sometimes they can grow in your hair. Good job OP, I'd think twice about taking that shower, who knows how many CH would fall out if you wait a while.
EvilTurtle 35
Thought I was losing my mind when I saw this comment twice
Drnavid 13
someone must have been showering you with money.