Anonymous
Atlanta, United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Seattle, United States
Soooooo cute
Today, I learned that my girlfriend takes creepshots of me sleeping, and my mom likes them on her Instagram. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I found out apparently I sleep walk. My boyfriend has been filming me and uploading it all to Youtube. FML
Anonymous
Caught!
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me, thanks to a friend's TikTok account. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML
Busted
Cringe factor 1000
Today, I woke up to find my girlfriend not sleeping next to me. I go to my car and found a plethora of printed screenshots of me commenting things like, “So hot babe”, “Beautiful! I’d tap that” and other compliments on my female friends’ pictures on Facebook. My girlfriend’s not picking up her phone. FML
leogs23
Time for a change
Today, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she asked to see my phone to check my Snapchat to see what was in there. After she was done with it, she start looking into her phone to see her memories and started crying over her ex-boyfriend. FML
humbug
Broomfield, United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
backstabbed
Australia
Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML
Marlon
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Great timing
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend at her mom's birthday party, in front of her whole family. They even got it on video. FML
RightInTheFace
Cardiff, United Kingdom
Today, I found out that my girlfriend sleepwalks. Well, I say sleepwalks, more like sleep punches. Very, very hard. FML
Top comments
Meettitan 14
What are you doing in your sleep that's so interesting?
miliaras93 17
Thats kinda creepy ..
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Comments (94)
Meettitan 14
What are you doing in your sleep that's so interesting?
bingo__O 15
Yeah, like how would it be entertaining enough to record and share with friends?
jdizz16 16
Maybe OP talks in his sleep....or has a hilarious snore. An uncle of mine sounds like a happy penguin sometimes. I'd say that's worth a quick clip.
baseballbv 17
Snore, you're on candid camera.
thebigtwinkie 28
13-But obviously you did not, because you're a good brother
buckstop1 37
Masturbation?
PoisonOrchid 21
My husband does all kinds of crazy, hilarious things in his sleep. I should start taping him. I'd never show it to other people though.
incoherentrmblr 22
I hope you're not susceptible to suggestions while sleeping. If you are, and she's doing it and filming it, that is messed up...
miliaras93 17
Thats kinda creepy ..
Taylor22294 24
Kind of*? That's really creepy. There's so much someone can do while they sleep. Not many of them are worth recording
FracturedMinds 21
My roommate sometimes farts like a bull moose in his sleep. I'd watch that for a giggle a few times. Hard to catch on tape though. Otherwise, nothing really comes to mind that would warrant videotaping.
girI 20
But it's kind of cute too... In a creepy way...
UC_jrmnts 15
that's kinda creepy... maybe might not want to ever tell him. I would freak if I found out someone taped me while I slept.
DeadPixel4 29
Well, my friend farts like cow in his sleep so. Sometimes it's worth recording.
thehouseisonfire 8
Well that's different I suppose
Dreamsorrow93 24
Eh if it was for her it would be cute. To watch it with her friends? That is just messed up.
gracehi 33
I think to watch it by herself is pretty creepy too...
charcharthunder 18
how interesting ;)
bpickett18 16
um......ya I really dont know what to say to this one.
NotGabe 28
Usually people don't comment when they don't know what to say. Just putting it out there.
FracturedMinds 21
If you're having trouble thinking of a comment, sleep on it and come back.
jdizz16 16
I recommend you seek retribution. Make it good...sleep on it.
cakefete2 31
She's the wrong kind of "crazy in the bedroom".
jiggleboo 2
You're situation sounds wayyy more creepy than his...
fml0505 22
Maybe she's terrified that you have sleep apnea, and has gathered her friends to meticulously analyze your breathing patterns during REM. Or she's just a ******* creep.
Godsofdracos 15
They just enjoy watching you act out that wet dream of yours, no biggie... Totally normal...