Today, my friends and I got front stage tickets to our favorite band. Being my first concert, we planned to start a small mosh pit in the back. I got knocked out by my best friend's elbow and was rushed to the hospital, during the first song. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a concert for the first time in 5 years. I got all dressed up and even ended up hanging out with the band. The night came to a screeching halt when I got a migraine and ended up in the ER vomiting non-stop. I was in the hospital all night. FML
Today, my band was playing its first serious gig. I was in the middle of a solo when a drunk guy tackled me, causing me to crash into the drums, breaking them and my guitar, hitting our drummer, knocking him out. FML
Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I'm pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML
Today, after saving up my money for weeks, I went to see my favorite artist in concert with my friends. Two songs in, I passed out, hit my head, and had to have someone drive me home. FML
Today, I went to see my favorite band. It was all amazing and great until I decided to go crowd surfing. I was maybe too heavy because people jumped away instead of catching me. I fell right on my tailbone. FML
Today, my band played its first real gig. It was going well, and I, the vocalist, thought it would be a good idea to stage dive. I underestimated the distance between the stage and the crowd and crashed into the floor. FML
Today, I went to a huge rock concert. While waiting in a half a mile long line to get in, I passed out due to the heat. I regained consciousness to hear about a hundred people yelling and trying to help me. My boyfriend, who I went with, was not one of them. FML
Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML
Today, it was the concert of my life. I had bought tickets the minute they went on sale, and I'd anxiously waited until the concert date. Thirty minutes before the show, my friend got so drunk that we weren't allowed in, and I was stuck babysitting her all night in the hotel, completely missing the show. FML
Today, I had my first gig with my new band. I was concentrating on my guitar during the second song when I tripped over the singer's microphone cable, hit my head on the bass drum, and blacked out. When I came to, people were applauding, apparently thinking it was part of the act. FML
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brennboo 3
how were you going to start a mosh pit at the back if you bought front row tickets?
fatvader64 5
midnight at a beiber concert hahaha
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Comments (155)
flossybaben 0
lol was it the funny bone
Asstastic4 0
First reply to the first comment. How... exciting, I guess.
77taylah33 0
#17 ?????????????????
drummerforever 0
haha second reply. im gay lalala no. gay ppl are stupid
the_flirtt 0
wow op,just wow.
flossybaben 0
OMG "the-flirtt" you are hot woop, woop
marinus_fml 20
flossybaben?! collingwood?!! are you serious? actually I don't care :) I don't even follow footy >.< also, I would say you're a babe, but you have some gAyFL player as ya display pic :P
Asstastic4 0
#34 Yes, yes it was.
flossybaben 0
i have him marinus because he a hotty footy player ILY, by the way hot abs marinus woop woop
FFML_314 12
You're creepy, 58.
flossybaben 0
yeh and your ugly
amerwin 3
Ignorance, you're sooooo hott with your face and grammar.
marinus_fml 20
#58 you can't even see my abs lol. *Wonders if ignorance would still hate me if I was to start spelling properly, with proper punctuation?*
FFML_314 12
My ugly what?
Asstastic4 0
Your ugly... I give up.
flossybaben 0
how can grammar be hot?
amerwin 3
haha I don't know, it's just the way she articulates with perfect syntax and spelling... gets me all hot and bothered.
Asstastic4 0
Grammar is sexy.
marinus_fml 20
thanks Ignorance.
FFML_314 12
OK, just ignore my question!
amerwin 3
haha Its 4.30 am and I've been drinking.. was just trying to get a reaction since I knew you were uptight. I'm done now.
flossybaben 0
yep we just did FFml
flossybaben 0
wow you have great spelling for a drunk person?!?!?!?
FFML_314 12
How is she uptight?
amerwin 3
Why thank you.. but like I said, I've been drinking. I'm not retarded. Starting early for the UGA vs Tennessee game tomorrow
flossybaben 0
good luck amerwin for your game
amerwin 3
From the few posts I've seen from her, she speaks in short, choppy sentences to avoid making errors and seems pretty condescending.
amerwin 3
I'm not playing, but thank you. I'm not mean enough for football. I play baseball.
flossybaben 0
hey what does UGA stand for??
amerwin 3
I'm not arguing with anyone. I was just answering her question, and I'm not drunk.
amerwin 3
University of Georgia. it's a school, in a state, of southeastern U.S.
flossybaben 0
coolies
oboewhore_xD 6
I'm kind of late, but I think grammar and proper punctuation are soooo sexy, too, It really turns me off when a dude doesn't complete his sentences. >:(
TheNinjaCat 10
ROFL at this argument! I like giraffes. just to put that out there :)
rocky2289 0
poor you. stupid for first concert IMO. fun tho!!
drsheena 0
omg rookie!! and I hope your not trying to mosh to Justin Beiber. haha
cr4ckb0n3f4n 0
never saw the reason of moshpits.
77taylah33 0
should have gone in at the start cause you would have never gotten to the front anyways so yer
We_Li_Ve_Fr_Ee 0
Makes for a great stress reliever.
nibawan 0
sooo hardcore
LongHairedHippie 0
they are fun!
johobus28 26
I agree, they're pretty damn fun. When the music gets you that amped up, you know it's good music
pronounciations 5
eghh
azhein 0
my friend elbowed me in the face once I give him crap about it all the time. I didn't have to go to the hospital or anything though so it's not as bad
iphonelover10 0
LOL!
fatvader64 5
midnight at a beiber concert hahaha
fatvader64 5
moshing**
brennboo 3
bieber**
Pro_Nothing 9
Beaver*
EffinAhole 0
Lol
nebula748 14
^ *combobreaker
slatter 1
*bender
brennboo 3
how were you going to start a mosh pit at the back if you bought front row tickets?
katgurl 13
That's what I was thinking ! Makes no sense to me..
sourgirl101 29
They probably meant the back of the pit section. Many times, the front of the stage is the pit area. Standing room only. Towards the back is where the chairs/seating starts. I've gone to many concerts that mosh. I think moshing is stupid. However, it's like a train wreck you can't turn away from looking at. You add drunkeness and egos and it equals fists thrown.
pizzaboy031 0
Maybe iit was an infamous band that was playing, therefor like 10 ppl went to the concert :)))?? xd
alex1432 9
I love moshing, and circle pits are fun too
thecrazyasian 3
ydi dumbass
katgurl 13
Front stage tickets, I assume that means a seated concert.. Mosh pits don't make sense unless it's a general admission concert..