Anonymous
Winder, United States
Today, my girl and I got in a huge fight. Because I cuddled with her the wrong way. While I was asleep. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
RomanceFail
Crestwood, United States
Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML
Sawarski
United States
Today, my girlfriend and I took a nap on my couch. She used my arm as a pillow, and everything was pretty peaceful, until she moved over and practically dislocated my shoulder. My screams of pain woke her, which was apparently an "asshole move" on my part. FML
Anonymous
Canada
The best part of breaking up…
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML
wray16
United States
Love hurts
Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML
Anonymous
Atlanta, United States
Today, I leaned over my sleeping girlfriend, kissed her cheek and told her I love her. She punched me in the ear. FML
Bjax
Shame on you!
Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5am to tell me she was mad at me. Apparently I did something bad in her dream. She still won't talk to me. FML
Anonymous
Say sorry to Mr Whiskers!
Today, I awoke to my cat sitting on my chest. That wouldn't be so bad if I hadn't tried to get her off. She promptly went crazy and scratched me. My fiancée, who was sleeping next to me, hit me, called me cruel, and told me to apologize to the cat. I did. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my wife and I had a huge fight. I was getting ready to go to sleep on the couch when she came downstairs and grabbed a very large metal spoon. I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML
Anonymous
Out of it
Today, after my girlfriend had a nightmare this morning, I stayed home because she has really bad anxiety issues. A couple of hours later, she's pissed because I said I would stay up, but I fell asleep. FML
Anonymous
Williamsburg, United States
Today, after finally falling asleep, my boyfriend woke me up and got extremely mad at me. My offense? My pillow was touching his side of the bed. After yelling at me, he's now sleeping on the couch, and I'm lying in bed wide awake. FML
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MenacingMe 17
This is where you kick a bitch to the curb, buy a body pillow, call "her" Carol, and have the time of your life.
Rozay333 36
Sounds like my brothers GF, she constantly gets pissed at him (and the rest of my family) over the smallest things that a normal person wouldnt even think of haha. Moral of the story: Bitches Be Crazy!
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MenacingMe 17
This is where you kick a bitch to the curb, buy a body pillow, call "her" Carol, and have the time of your life.
fmyinternet 13
That's... Oddly specific.... But I agree
Exobadger 15
time to get a new girl
AdamPractical 18
Did you not get the cuddling memo for 2016? But seriously, that because of cuddling?
PhantomKitty 26
There was a memo? Oh no, I never got it! What does it say?
Boometh 15
The fact that this post even has a "you deserved it" button wounds me. You definitely do NOT deserve that, you deserve a better girl, FYL.
revolvearoundme 15
I beg to differ. I assign 1/3 of the blame to OP. Now his GF was totally wrong and completely irrational. I think we call agree on that. But sometimes you just have to know when to let things go... or respond with something equally irrational. Sorry must have been the cucumber on my sandwich yesterday, I only ate one potato chip. I saw a squirrel one time. Would have all been better then getting into an irrational debate using reason. PS: The correct answer was. I'm sorry. I'll do my best to make sure i don't do that again. <Insert Compliment Here> Would you show me the right way?
Arkham_Callabero 15
I'm honestly thinking you're the crazy gf the fml is talking about, because no one in their right mind would try to justify this behavior over something that small
chosha_fml 27
#7 You actually think there's a way to explain to someone how to cuddle the 'right way' WHILE ASLEEP? OP should have refused to engage at all with such a ridiculous complaint.
NerdGirl321 27
Hahaha time for a new girl.
chessdude 8
Your acting like op just goes from girl to girl and breaks up if they have one fight. Not how the world works
NerdGirl321 27
And you are acting as if people don't joke around ever and that the internet is never sarcastic.
Rozay333 36
Sounds like my brothers GF, she constantly gets pissed at him (and the rest of my family) over the smallest things that a normal person wouldnt even think of haha. Moral of the story: Bitches Be Crazy!
Testing1234 25
My ex-girlfriend one time ignored me for a whole day because she had dreamt that I cheated on her and she was upset with me.
more4me 27
Be careful. She seems like the kinda girl that will break up with you because she dreamt that you cheated on her. Don't say we didn't warn you!
lusanna 19
But what did it turn into? Fights usually start off small then kaboom
Iamskynet 18
i wonder what categorises as wrong way cuddle
Dat_Class_Tho 26
1- accidentally suffocating a petite partner. 2- progressively cuddling further across the bed until your partner falls off the edge around 5am. 3- sleep fondling, or repeated unconscious jabs to the anus/tailbone/spine with a sleep erection. Or maybe she's just neurotically high maintenance and got super pissed at him for drooling in her hair after she'd just had it done.
Goblin182 27
Drama queen much?