Today, I got a computer. When I opened it, I found out that my dad had made himself the administrator. He made it so everything shut off after 11 o'clock, and made it so I couldn't download anything without his password. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad was sat on my laptop in the living room trying to learn how to do some rewiring around the house when he, and I quote, ”clicked on the thing.” My laptop is now riddled with so many viruses it’s basically a house brick. FML
Today, my mom borrowed my computer without my permission and downloaded a virus. I came home to a blue screen of death. She refuses to admit fault and pay for a new computer. FML
Today, I found my brother tampering with my laptop. He had changed the entire settings, in ways I don't even know how to fix. I finally had to get my mom to threaten him to change it back to its original setting. I'm 15. He's six and can barely get dressed by himself. FML
Today, I got a blue screen of death on my brand new computer. Why? My parents installed an "anti-virus" before I got home. FML
Today, I borrowed my dad's laptop to type an essay. While I was saving it, I noticed some curious looking files and I opened them. They were rejection letters from all the colleges I had applied to. My dad had been forging them so he wouldn't have to pay for my tuition bills. FML
Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML
Today, our work computers are down so I've been trying to fix it via my home computer for 3 days. My 12-year-old son took one look at the screen, changed 2 settings on a drop down menu, and the problem was fixed. My 12-year-old is better at my job than I am. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to see what websites I go on from my computer while I wasn't home. She clicked the link that gave my computer a virus that I just got rid of a few days ago. FML
Today, I let my mother use my computer for school work. Later that day my mom asks me what's wrong with the computer. I look at it, only seeing a "Welcome to Windows XP" screen. She said that she saw a blue screen and pressed L and C when it asked her to. My mom managed to clear my hard drive. FML
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kristenlee 3
Just download tons of horse **** on his computer. When he asks why, tell him that for some reason, you couldn't download anything on yours so you used his instead. :D
plethora 3
How old are you?
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kristenlee 3
Just download tons of horse **** on his computer. When he asks why, tell him that for some reason, you couldn't download anything on yours so you used his instead. :D
iCrazie 0
every one loves horse **** :D
rawrkira 3
Oh yes.
plethora 3
How old are you?
holly_fly 34
Well, the username is graduate, so at least 18... An adult more than capable of limiting their own time on the computer.
frootloop25 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Whats wrong with that? Maybe you were abusing the privilege. His house. His rules. :P
stupidmonkey80 0
but if it's his computer that's different it said that it was his/her OWN computer
klutzyduck1 24
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
That he bought...sounds like a smart parent.
hobagplz 0
agree w/ #4
genius_man16 1
Well guessing by the OP's name "graduate" he/she is fairly old, so that really sucks. #4 has a point in that it's his house/his rules, but if you ever move out you need to have him fix that stuff.
Djozz_fml 4
FYL because you can't find a way around...
Arcterion 0
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
nick1123 0
ouch
clockmaster 0
Figure out the password
loooloool 13
That is the worst idea ever do you know how long that would take.....
Lord_Assassinz 14
with modern technology a cheap CPU can figure out a standard 8 character password in a few hours. or can use a Library and cover longer password. as well as don't forget just using a boot disc to hard reset the passwords to your own
she_wolf 0
you can do something about that.