Today, my daughter proudly showed me her new tattoo sleeve, which is made up of an angry cupcake, hemp leaves, and a My Little Pony character. She's almost 30, still unemployed, and still lives in my home. I now have no hope of her ever becoming a productive member of society. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, despite my warnings and knowing I hate them, my wife got a trashy tattoo of an eye on her ankle, like she’s Count Olaf. How is she going to get a job with that thing? FML
Today, my daughter had the words "Always classy, never trashy" tattooed across her lower back in crappy cursive lettering. She doesn't understand the irony. FML
Today, I learned that ever since I got a tattoo, my mother had edited her will, said I was no longer her daughter, and took me out of it. While my sister got a payout, I basically missed out all because of a small tattoo of a flower on my ankle. I’m a single struggling starving mom. She knew this. FML
Today, is the day I got my first tattoo. It's also the day where my mom screamed at me, gave me the silent treatment, and kicked me out of the house. Apparently I’m not considered her daughter anymore, because my skin is “damaged” now. I don’t have other family anywhere, and I have nowhere to go. FML
Today, I finally met my daughter's boyfriend. He has a face tattoo. FML
Today, as yet more proof my useless son is probably going to be living with me well into his adulthood, he has now failed his driving theory test 14 times, despite me studying with him every afternoon. He also has no job, no goals, no girlfriend, and a neck tattoo. FML
Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. I felt good about it, until I told my mom, who was not happy. She responded by taking me out of her car insurance policy, family plan, and charging me for rent every month since I, "wanna be all grown up now.” FML
Today, I finally figured out what I want to do for the rest of my life. Too bad my tattoos will prevent me from ever getting hired. Guess you were right, Mom. FML
Today, my mom found out that I got a tattoo two years ago. She got mad and spanked me. I'm 33 years-old. FML
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emeraldisle 30
I would kick her out of she's spending her money on tattoos and not saving for a place of her own.
ryguy83 2
Well... The cupcake does sound pretty cool
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Comments (143)
kayliers 5
Sounds like ur more upset about the tattoo than anything else.
Kaguya99 20
Seriously, just kick her out if she's acting like that. My 26 year-old brother lives at home and off my parents money but at least he is back in college and actively trying to get a job and a life after he screwed up most of it by drinking and doing drugs for a couple of years...and he is only being responsible now because my parents kicked him out after four years of it and only let him move back in provided he follow certain rules. So stop being a pushover, you are only straining your relationship anyway, because I seriously doubt she has any respect for you and you obviously are tired of her.
a7211 9
How could she afford that?
Eiregal2 10
M'v L P
Eiregal2 10
Oh shit,that was not meant to be typed! My app opened the window and I shuffled about and hit words by accident. Mortified!!!!
friedbunnies 9
How'd she pay for the tat? Who lets her live in your house rent free? What do you do for a living? Let's talk about where the problem started...
etoilenuit 15
Hey in this day and age, alot of company's will still hire you if you have tattoos. In fact, in Portland where I live your probably more likely to get the job if you have one!
jem970 19
Ok tattoos aren't the devil and the defining factor on if your child will succeed or not in life, the still living with her parents at 30 is. KICK HER ASS OUT!! She will have a really hard time finding a job with that full sleeve tho :(
inkracer 6
I have 18 tats, 2 full sleeves. I'm still a productive member of society.
McNerdyNerd 8
But you probably aren't 30 still living with mommy and daddy :) Reputable is the key word here...something tells me she isn't even attempting it.
DeathThrasher891 3
There isn't anything wrong with tattoos, but OP's daughter got really stupid and meaningless ones
RebelYell14 4
It must be all that faith you instilled in her. She didn't get to be like that during one trip to a tattoo parlor.
Leslier_fml 4
As a parent you look at this daughter and say where did I fail?