Today, my daughter proudly showed me her new tattoo sleeve, which is made up of an angry cupcake, hemp leaves, and a My Little Pony character. She's almost 30, still unemployed, and still lives in my home. I now have no hope of her ever becoming a productive member of society. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, despite my warnings and knowing I hate them, my wife got a trashy tattoo of an eye on her ankle, like she’s Count Olaf. How is she going to get a job with that thing? FML
Today, my daughter had the words "Always classy, never trashy" tattooed across her lower back in crappy cursive lettering. She doesn't understand the irony. FML
Today, I learned that ever since I got a tattoo, my mother had edited her will, said I was no longer her daughter, and took me out of it. While my sister got a payout, I basically missed out all because of a small tattoo of a flower on my ankle. I’m a single struggling starving mom. She knew this. FML
Today, is the day I got my first tattoo. It's also the day where my mom screamed at me, gave me the silent treatment, and kicked me out of the house. Apparently I’m not considered her daughter anymore, because my skin is “damaged” now. I don’t have other family anywhere, and I have nowhere to go. FML
Today, I finally met my daughter's boyfriend. He has a face tattoo. FML
Today, as yet more proof my useless son is probably going to be living with me well into his adulthood, he has now failed his driving theory test 14 times, despite me studying with him every afternoon. He also has no job, no goals, no girlfriend, and a neck tattoo. FML
Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. I felt good about it, until I told my mom, who was not happy. She responded by taking me out of her car insurance policy, family plan, and charging me for rent every month since I, "wanna be all grown up now.” FML
Today, I finally figured out what I want to do for the rest of my life. Too bad my tattoos will prevent me from ever getting hired. Guess you were right, Mom. FML
Today, my mom found out that I got a tattoo two years ago. She got mad and spanked me. I'm 33 years-old. FML
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emeraldisle 30
I would kick her out of she's spending her money on tattoos and not saving for a place of her own.
ryguy83 2
Well... The cupcake does sound pretty cool
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Comments (143)
Airman1988 9
How is she getting money for tats if she's unemployed, except in rare cases no kid should live with their parents at 30, time for tough love.
SquealingMoose 14
Replace her with a cat. I'm sure you won't even notice a difference.
rattusrattus 19
Well, they'll notice the hairballs and the lack of tattoos.
SquealingMoose 14
Well yeah, but everything else they won't! :P
SqueakyChipmunk 22
SqueakyChipmunk and SquealingMoose... You and I could rule the world.
gracehi 33
Cats are much smarter than this dumb broad...
evilplatypus 39
I voted YDI. Kick that mooch out so she'll be forced to grow up; you've coddled her too long.
flutter4 7
That is the only way she will learn. Tough love.
dunker_fml 4
How the hell does she pay for a tat like that? I'm employed and I couldn't afford it, much less care to get one.
olpally 33
My dad would kick my ass out of the house... Jeez.. start helping her search for jobs already.. Damn.
Jdog619 11
You seem to have instilled a huge sense of self-worth and created someone who strives to be their best! Wonderful parenting on your part!!
GrimyEmu 3
FYL. I'd kick my kid out of the house if they had anything to do with MLP.
unknown_user5566 27
Well that's harsh and unreasonable. Kids shouldn't be clones of their parents- they should be allowed to have their own tastes and decide for themselves what they're interested in (within reason).
Shrike 24
Oh Kyleekay, I thought you knew better than to feed trolls.
cheefer 0
^^ you mad girl?
jujubunni5 9
Please put pictures up.
Pandacupcakelove 26
Was it Fluttershy? Aske her if it was Fluttershy! :D
Pandacupcakelove 26
Ask* ^^
donut_gurl 8
fist of all, if shes unemployed, where did they money for tattoo come from? secondly, cut the cord dude