Today, my mom found out that I got a tattoo two years ago. She got mad and spanked me. I'm 33 years-old. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom tried to burn my arm with a hot spatula, all because I got a tattoo against her wishes. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. I felt good about it, until I told my mom, who was not happy. She responded by taking me out of her car insurance policy, family plan, and charging me for rent every month since I, "wanna be all grown up now.” FML
Today, my mother threatened to disown me if I didn't break up with my tattooed girlfriend. FML
Today, is the day I got my first tattoo. It's also the day where my mom screamed at me, gave me the silent treatment, and kicked me out of the house. Apparently I’m not considered her daughter anymore, because my skin is “damaged” now. I don’t have other family anywhere, and I have nowhere to go. FML
Today, I showed my aunt and mother my tattoo. They both burst out laughing. FML
Today, my mom asked me if I would be embarrassed if she got a tramp stamp. FML
Today, my dad found out I got a tattoo behind his back and is really really upset. When I got home from work my car wasn't in the driveway. When I asked my dad where it was, he replied "you'll get it back when your tattoo comes off." FML
Today, I learned that ever since I got a tattoo, my mother had edited her will, said I was no longer her daughter, and took me out of it. While my sister got a payout, I basically missed out all because of a small tattoo of a flower on my ankle. I’m a single struggling starving mom. She knew this. FML
Today, my mother and I got into an argument, and she told me to go to my room. I refused, prompting her to slap the shit out of me. I'm 29, and she was visiting me at my own house. FML
Today, my sister and I look enough alike she was able to steal my ID to go and get a tattoo at 15 years-old. Our mom is furious and also blames me, as though I willingly let her use my ID. FML
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Shawnie Gallant 24
I hope you filed assault charges.
thehaystackerine 20
you:harder mommy! your mom: what?! you:what?
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Shawnie Gallant 24
I hope you filed assault charges.
thehaystackerine 20
you:harder mommy! your mom: what?! you:what?
mfranks19891989 10
I think your full of crap. You let a 50+ year old women spank you. It really not believable. But if it did happen I home your girlfriend took video and posted it on the internet for us all to see.
raven_of_azarath 35
I’d believe it. When I was 20, I got my cartilage pierced. I went to hug my 50+ mom goodbye one day, and she noticed it, and slapped me for it. It all depends on the physical situation when OP’s mom found out. It’s possible it was like me, mid hug with no chance of escape.
tounces7 28
And that's when you inform them that the next time they try something like that, you'll have them arrested.
at0micmin3r 23
You're* It is perfectly plausible for an elderly person to abuse a younger adult. Especially if you were raised to always respect parents.
RichardPencil 32
That'll leave a mark. Luckily, it's only temporary, as compared to what you did to yourself.
Mungolikecandy 19
Why did you let her put you over her knee and spank you (which is the process of being spanked) when you are in your 30's? Why not just not allow her to do it?
ChibiChibi_fml 28
The definition of spank is to slap ones bottom with an open hand or flat object. It does not include the words "over the knee". So if Mom grabbed this person's wrist and started wailing on her ass while the OP was in standing position, that would still be considered getting spanked. The OP didn't need to allow themselves to get spanked, they just needed to not have a chance to dodge for it to have happened.
tounces7 28
Yeah it still begs the question why she didn't just punch her upside the head while she was hitting her.
PenguinPal3017 19
We actually don't know that she didn't hit her mom back, she doesn't specify
Ron dawson 4
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shannon2348 14
you are 33 years old. your mother can't spank you unless you let her. that's ridiculous. ydi
ChibiChibi_fml 28
No, a mother can't spank her 33 year old child with all the ritual that people apparently expect to be involved with getting spanked. To be honest, the amount of ritual that commenters on here seem to expect to be involved with getting spanked makes me think most of them are pulling their spanking information from **** videos rather than real life parent child interactions. It would be entirely possible for a mother to go in for a hug and instead just swat the person on the ass a few times. It would be possible for them to grab from behind and start walloping the person's ass before they get a chance to get away. Hell, depending on the strength of the parent involved it would be entirely possible to catch their child off guard, catch them off balance, and pin them to a piece of furniture and start swatting. There are tons of ways that a parent can succeed in spanking their 33 year old child before their child has a chance to react to what's happening.
AmbrosiaFan 19
You are 33. You are an adult and don't have tp bend over or allow yourself to be spanked by your mom no matter the age. Man up.
hdisnfjs91 21
I would have spanked her right back.....across the face!! not really but still