Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, like every other day, my daughter thinks that degrading skinny people is very "non-conformist" and "edgy". This time, though, a slightly slim girl punched her in the face when she accused her of being anorexic. Now people think I gave my daughter her new black eye. FML
Today, my daughter is still acting out her teenage issues. This morning, when I told her to, "Have a nice day" she screamed at me, "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" FML
Today, I got my daughter's school pictures. Instead of smiling, she did the duck face. She's 6. FML
Today, I found out my 12 year old daughter is going through a bit of an "emotional" stage. I got a call from her school saying she was sitting in the corner at recess trying to cut her wrist. With a plastic spoon. FML
Today, I told my daughter that she won't be going to her homecoming dance as punishment for her terrible grades. She's been crying and singing "If I Die Young" in her room for hours. At this point, I don't know if I need to call a therapist or a vocal coach. FML
Today, my daughter hugged me around the neck and whispered, "I'm going to cut your head off." I'm afraid to go to sleep now. FML
Today, it was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML
Love and hate
Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school. They found her on the roof, threatening to kill herself. I had to pretend to sound scared and sad over the phone, but in reality, the only emotion I could feel was extreme joy. FML
Street cred
Today, I found out that my daughter has been making up horrible lies about her home life to impress some new friends. Since when is having two highly involved, loving parents with good careers and a nice home an embarrassment? FML
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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Did anyone else have trouble selecting this FML to look at the comments seeing as how it's soooo small? Anyone? Just me? :
suprmidgt 0
I'm sure that was a long time coming.
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jumpshot23 0
Dang that took forever to tap to get to the comments cause it's so short. Fml
MegamiKaosu 28
ikr? ps op... so what? it's a style, if she's cutting that doesn't make her an emo.
suprmidgt 0
I'm sure that was a long time coming.
xlord 27
Well it's much better than catching beiber fever. I hear when someone has it that thy have to be put down.
hellbilly205 17
I love emo girls :p
deathpotato 11
Yeah, how do you just spontaneously and unexpectedly turn emo?
carolinabreathin 0
Good to know she has a supportive parent as well..
MareNostrum 0
Fyl OP. Prepare for the pseudo-alienation, pseudo-individuality and faux emotion. I was(note 'was') friends with someone who strayed down this path. Faking bisexuality to attract girls, creating a false individuality to present, trying to act deep and emotional, trying to seem like a 'profound, introverted thinker'(utterly insulting to an introverted peron who has an interest for philosophy and theorizing) when in actuality, he was extraverted, insecure, but somewhat cunning and manipulative. (Excuse the run-on sentence.) He was lucky to be around many ignorant and/or unobservant people, as it allowed his crap to flourish. Now I'm not saying this should represent all 'emos' by any means, I'm just giving one example from experience. Hopefully your daughter can find an actual sense of identity or state of self-awareness.
SunnyUserName123 5
well, what caused this?
ShroomsOnAcid 17
A lack of money stuffed in OPs birthday card. At least he/she didn't sue, like those fuckheads in the news today.
Susieee_Q 9
Adolescent grieving, obviously. Gosh! No one understands her! (Sarcasm, for those incapable to recognize it.)
DjeePee 25
What caused this? Puberty, I guess. You know, the urge to be different than everybody else, to be unique, to shock your parents, to look cool, to impress your other emo-friends...that kind of stuff. Most emo's will grow out of it, so don't worry, OP, it's probably just a phase. Maybe you should also learn to accept her the way she is instead of complaining on FML. My parents couldn't deal with my black eyes and black clothes for a long time. Friends of them told them it was going to end bad with me because of that. Those teenage years were so fun fun fun...they didn't trust me and controlled my laptop and gsm, I didn't trust them, they scold at me, fights every day, I hated them... Fun fun fun. But now I'm almost grown-up, still a goth (but one with a fabulous self-esteem) and they accept and love me the way I am. But I'm still sad and mad at them for those lost and ******-up years.
aikokohitori 0
There's a huge difference between emo and goth. I'm not trying to imply anything; just pointing that out.
ukrage 1
138 is right emos are faggots with self esteem problems and shitty taste in music and goths are people who are different and try to be unique and never do stuff because it's popular also they generally have way better taste in art and music with a genuine appreciation for them. I know both crowds and in my book the goths win everytime
uncleyuggles 0
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At least she isn't dead..... Yet.
jumpshot23 0
Have you seen Katy Perry turn into Elmo?? Not as bad as it sounds.
Al_HyLo 5
W I N
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Despite that ear raping laugh, I think that would have still been more tolerable.
GohanRZ9 0
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your the mother. tame that bitch :D
StoryOfTheYear 15
I would point out something wrong in your comment, but I would feel like a grammar nazi. So I'll just leave you to figure it out yourself and hopefully you never repeat the mistake ever again.
KaanTech 0
'You are' and 'your' are totaly diffrent says the turkish guy....(that's me)
RLG 7
Different* says the American guy :) I just had to sorry
RLG 7
The mom can be a dad you know
tigerlilypop 7
Also, Señor 158, you spelled 'totally' wrong.
hahahahepicfail 0
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Hm is she having problems with friend/drugs
Livinia 11
your username describes your comment.
hahahahepicfail 0
How?
llamalpaca382 13
Just because one is Emo...does NOT mean they do drugs, or have friend problems.
lysx84 24
Generally means they have some sort of problem. Happy funky teens don't relate to whiney morbid music...
rattusrattus 19
I used to listen to upbeat music, wear bright colours and be the biggest sack of teen angst ever.
SummerGirl331 0
I'm a happy, well behaved teen girl who listens to post grunge music... it annoys me when people always relate musical taste to current life situations.
Mercedes16 7
I'd say more like FHL. You should talk to her about it and try to help.