Anonymous
South Bend, United States
Today, I finally met my daughter's boyfriend. He has a face tattoo. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
maybe dead in a day
Buffalo, United States
Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie theater, sporting a crude tattoo of my face on his cheek, along with a love heart and the word "forever." Looks like I'm single again. FML
pdub523
Longview, United States
Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML
Anonymous
Young love
Today, I thought my husband was going to explode the vein in his forehead when our daughter's new boyfriend turned up with a Mike Tyson face tattoo, a weed cigarette in his mouth, and instead of “Hello” all he said was, “What up, grandpa dude. Is Sarah ready?” Our daughter's name is Sandra. FML
Anonymous
Dublin, Ireland
Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML
ohcrap
United States
Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
nacho
United States
Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML
Notyourstepmom
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Hell no
Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. Turns out my boyfriend is the father. We're 16. FML
Anonymous
Acceptance
Today, I went to my son's parent teacher conference. Imagine my shock when I found out his second grade teacher is the girl I chastised at Walmart yesterday for being covered in trashy tattoos. FML
wtf dad
Saint Charles, United States
Hey!
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
anon
Mississauga, Canada
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
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chicub 4
Don't judge a book by its cover...
domking1315 20
Dude chillout, she said "op"
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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
At least he doesn't have one that grows
rsunshine2020 13
OP, who are you to judge.. Isn't it the inside that counts?
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Oh, I'm sorry number 34, did my comment offend you? Is that why you replied to my comment asking who I am to judge? Is that it? The reason you replied to my comment? Hmm? My bad, I'll have to work on that.
domking1315 20
Dude chillout, she said "op"
Pandacupcakelove 26
38... You fail at being a troll.
doctorhook86 25
34: In the case of face tattoos, it's okay to judge.
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
She replied to my comment with the intention of being near the top. Which is against site rules.
ygdrassil 17
The inside is important but packaging counts for something.
SLC_grumpypants 5
Agreed!!
chicub 4
Don't judge a book by its cover...
reallytho3 11
We ALL know that's bullshit...
boating_guy 33
All I'm saying, is the first thing I thought of when I read this FML was that (Sonic?) commercial: "for a dude with a face tattoo, he actually turned out to be pretty dangerous"
Epsilonyx 15
It may not be indicative of his character or personality, but let's face it, he probably won't be getting any high-end jobs soon...
SolanumX 6
I think the books cover is usually a pretty good indicator of what's inside. Not always, but honestly people of higher moral character tend not to get tattoos on their face.
biggestfan23 11
#2. Which reputable place of employment will hire him? He set himself up for failure with that
perdix 31
That's a stupid saying. Why do publishers invest so much time and effort to make attractive cover art? Going to a book store is an exercise of judging books by their covers. If you are referring to not judging people's character by their exterior appearance, you are somewhat right. When the cover is defaced by the author's poor judgment, you can bet the text inside is going to be similarly useless.
p3mguin 7
54 fifty shades of gray- that is all
MCRaddict15 15
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I never understood why people get those. I mean, tattoos on your body are fine, but if you're tattooing your face, you have to face the fact that you can probably never get a real job, unless you want to cover your face.
kaileylovesyew 4
Its called cover up.
MCRaddict15 15
Oh, that completely slipped my mind! Thanks 13.
Syneriam 7
Even though it sounds harsh, it's true. the majority of people judge others, and in a serious job industry it could be a problem if it's too big or offensive. It's a stupid thing, and they don't judge just by tattoos and piercings, they also judge by hair color! I do not think this is a good thing, but sadly I can't do much about it :l
kimg0885 23
Hair dye maybe?
fishface517 10
Hehe your comment and picture go well together ^_^
KiiwiiRox 6
Well it depends really. I have little stars near my eye and it doesn't effect my job. Unless you get something big and provocative, I don't think there's anything wrong. It has to be a little unnoticeable tattoo though.
Drigr 9
We are slowly, but surely, becoming a society where this is more acceptable though. Face tattoos are kinda a stretch, but piercings and such
bete_noire_fml 7
Props 99, looked hard for 5 mins and still cant find any stars near your eyes. Your tattoo is truely unnoticable, jealous..
kdodge213 4
That would be just plain old discrimination
mpalmiter4717 8
Look on the bright side, it takes a confident person to get a face tat. Hopefully he already has a good job
blcksocks 19
So what?
blcksocks 19
To all the people who think he can't get a job: my boss' boss has a face tattoo and he is by far the most intelligent among all his peers. It's true he would have been judged in very conservative companies but it's the talent that matters in the end.
ItsMeMario_fml 0
He's a keeper alright.. Careful, if you say anything to your daughter she will stay with him just to prove you wrong. Good luck OP! :)
LO388 7
Yeah, you should probably tell her how awesome he is and how much you approve of her being with him.
ianbeef 11
In my thoughts that's gross but He likes it. Tattoo doesn't mean anything he maybe a really nice cool guy!
KitGrey 4
Don't overreact she's probably doing it to wind you up.
TBelle4Ever 15
Not ALL people with face tattoos are bad just look at Mike Ty... Hahahahahahaha, sorry, I couldn't say that with a straight face!
Epsilonyx 15
Or an attached ear!
camimiller16 5
Wow a face tattoo......thats ummm....awesome
Jordan740 6
Wow your comment...that's ummm...awesome.