Today, despite my warnings and knowing I hate them, my wife got a trashy tattoo of an eye on her ankle, like she’s Count Olaf. How is she going to get a job with that thing? FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife knows tattoos are a huge turnoff for me. She decided the best way to change my mind about them would be to get one. Across her neck. Of our dog's name. FML
Today, my boss asked me if I know anything about those tattoos that girl put on their lower backs. "You mean Tramp Stamps?" I responded. He looked at me with hatred in his eyes and said that his 18 year old daughter just got one. FML
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is leaving me for a tattoo artist. I was in rehab and she met him getting a tattoo as a surprise for me. FML
Today, my quite squeamish girlfriend came with me to get my latest tattoo. She saw a few drops of blood, screamed in the tattooist's ear, and completely fucked up part of the outline. She had to alter the tattoo drastically to cover up the mess and now it just looks bad. FML
Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit at me because I laughed at her idea of getting the Cullen family tree tattooed on her back. FML
Today, I met my brother's girlfriend. We got talking, and we got onto the subject of tattoos. I said how much I hated tramp stamps, and how they make girls look trashy. She said, "Like this?" and showed me hers. FML
Today, my daughter had the words "Always classy, never trashy" tattooed across her lower back in crappy cursive lettering. She doesn't understand the irony. FML
Today, I was looking at tattoos and fell in love with a really cool looking one, so I decided to get it. I later showed it to a friend who is a cop. He informed me that it is a gang tattoo. I think I just put a target on my ankle. FML
Today, my girlfriend got a new tattoo - the Blink-182 logo on her stomach. I wouldn't mind it, except she got pregnant a month ago and I'm pretty sure that it can't good for the baby. FML
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TomeDr 25
Unless she’s a foot model, I don’t see how an ankle tattoo would cause her to not get a job.
2deployments1divorce 11
Oh heavens an ankle tattoo!? Next thing you know she'll be wearing short pantaloons to show it off.
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Comments (12)
TomeDr 25
Unless she’s a foot model, I don’t see how an ankle tattoo would cause her to not get a job.
GoogieWithers 25
At what job interviews do they check your ankles?
2deployments1divorce 11
Oh heavens an ankle tattoo!? Next thing you know she'll be wearing short pantaloons to show it off.
maverick83 15
You sound like an over the top cantankerous character in a cartoon.
hplover32 19
The lead teacher in the classroom I'm in has one on her ankle.
Shzusuziq11 12
I've had a tattoo on my wrist for nearly 30 years. I never had a problem getting a job with it. if it's on her ankle they won't even know
Vesi 30
Dude! HER body HER choice. A small tattoo, especially on the ankle where it's easy to cover, is not trashy. YOU however, need to get with the times and stop trying to control what she does with her body as it has nothing to do with you.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Buddy nobody gives a hoot about tattoos in 2025 (unless it's obviously gang affiliated or promotes hateful ideology). Get over yourself.
poopface82 25
You’re concerned about a damn ankle tattoo? Just because it’s the 20s doesn’t mean it’s the 1920s. She can cover an ankle tattoo same as you can.
jlc82 14
more like f*ck her life having to deal with a douche canoe like you