Today, my daughter proudly showed me her new tattoo sleeve, which is made up of an angry cupcake, hemp leaves, and a My Little Pony character. She's almost 30, still unemployed, and still lives in my home. I now have no hope of her ever becoming a productive member of society. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, despite my warnings and knowing I hate them, my wife got a trashy tattoo of an eye on her ankle, like she’s Count Olaf. How is she going to get a job with that thing? FML
Today, my daughter had the words "Always classy, never trashy" tattooed across her lower back in crappy cursive lettering. She doesn't understand the irony. FML
Today, I learned that ever since I got a tattoo, my mother had edited her will, said I was no longer her daughter, and took me out of it. While my sister got a payout, I basically missed out all because of a small tattoo of a flower on my ankle. I’m a single struggling starving mom. She knew this. FML
Today, is the day I got my first tattoo. It's also the day where my mom screamed at me, gave me the silent treatment, and kicked me out of the house. Apparently I’m not considered her daughter anymore, because my skin is “damaged” now. I don’t have other family anywhere, and I have nowhere to go. FML
Today, I finally met my daughter's boyfriend. He has a face tattoo. FML
Today, as yet more proof my useless son is probably going to be living with me well into his adulthood, he has now failed his driving theory test 14 times, despite me studying with him every afternoon. He also has no job, no goals, no girlfriend, and a neck tattoo. FML
Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. I felt good about it, until I told my mom, who was not happy. She responded by taking me out of her car insurance policy, family plan, and charging me for rent every month since I, "wanna be all grown up now.” FML
Today, I finally figured out what I want to do for the rest of my life. Too bad my tattoos will prevent me from ever getting hired. Guess you were right, Mom. FML
Today, my mom found out that I got a tattoo two years ago. She got mad and spanked me. I'm 33 years-old. FML
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emeraldisle 30
I would kick her out of she's spending her money on tattoos and not saving for a place of her own.
ryguy83 2
Well... The cupcake does sound pretty cool
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Comments (143)
CMooreButz 8
Kick her out!
iHeartRKO 5
YDI.. Where did she get the money to find her actions, you most likely.
disney_blonde 16
If she's still unemployed at 30, where'd she get the money for the tattoo?
erongetti 2
Kick her out. The end.
seriouslypony 9
I'm guessing the character is pinkie pie?
BenTaz 7
The tattoo doesn't make her less likely to be a productive member of society. It's just ink. If you let ink destroy your faith in your daughter then you have serious issues.
BenTaz 7
The tattoo doesn't make her less likely to be a productive member of society. It's just ink. If you let ink destroy your faith in your daughter then you have serious issues.
ZeroIce 12
what pony?
Aletheria_fml 9
The tattoo or even what's in the tattoo is not the issue to me, but indeed spending all that money on a tattoo when you are unemployed and living with your parents ? Hmm. Unless it was a gift, WHY BE SO IRRESPONSIBLE ?
aimeesea75 16
Oh come on that's awesome and you know it.
VooDooCarrie91 19
It's not the tattoo. It's the fact that she could be spending that money on things she needs, rather than what she wants. It's about priorities and the fact that she is 30, living at home with no job.