Today, I got my first tattoo. I felt good about it, until I told my mom, who was not happy. She responded by taking me out of her car insurance policy, family plan, and charging me for rent every month since I, "wanna be all grown up now.” FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, is the day I got my first tattoo. It's also the day where my mom screamed at me, gave me the silent treatment, and kicked me out of the house. Apparently I’m not considered her daughter anymore, because my skin is “damaged” now. I don’t have other family anywhere, and I have nowhere to go. FML
Today, I got a tattoo. My mom got upset and threw a bitch fit about how my body "is a temple and it belongs to God.” I told her, “My body, my choice.” She responded with, “Oh really? Well, my house, my choice who lives here. Pack your shit and get the fuck out.” I’m currently in my car with nowhere to go. FML
Today, I learned that ever since I got a tattoo, my mother had edited her will, said I was no longer her daughter, and took me out of it. While my sister got a payout, I basically missed out all because of a small tattoo of a flower on my ankle. I’m a single struggling starving mom. She knew this. FML
Today, I decided it was a good day to get my first tattoo since turning 18. Today, my parents decided it was a good day to make me homeless, because they are religious nutjobs that still live in the 19th century. Oh, and they’re no longer paying for my tuition. FML
Today, my mom found out that I got a tattoo two years ago. She got mad and spanked me. I'm 33 years-old. FML
Today, my mom tried to burn my arm with a hot spatula, all because I got a tattoo against her wishes. FML
Today, my mother threatened to disown me if I didn't break up with my tattooed girlfriend. FML
Today, I was getting my first tattoo done. My parents told me it was a bad idea. My friends' parents told me it was a bad idea. I told them that people get tattoos done all the time and nothing goes wrong. Fifty minutes into the tattoo on my back, the artist said, "Oh shit, shit, shit. We can fix this." FML
Today, my dad found out I got a tattoo behind his back and is really really upset. When I got home from work my car wasn't in the driveway. When I asked my dad where it was, he replied "you'll get it back when your tattoo comes off." FML
Today, I flew home to visit my parents. We haven't seen each other in two years, I've gotten a few tattoos done since, and I knew they wouldn't approve, so I bought whole new outfits that covered everything and looked professional. When I got there, the first thing my mom says to me is, "Is that a nose ring!?" FML
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TomeDr 25
If you’re old enough to get a tattoo, you’re old enough for your mom to do those things. Yes, it sucks if you’re not ready to move out but if you want to be an adult, you’ll need to take the responsibilities that go along with it.
cacheson 42
To play devils advocate: mom’s money mom’s choice
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GoogieWithers 25
Your body, your choice.
cacheson 42
To play devils advocate: mom’s money mom’s choice
queenwolfblood 8
how do you know if it's their mom's money? they might have a job
jc1015 25
Her house her rules
Brightside86 31
Mom was always going to do that, she was just waiting to have an excuse.
TomeDr 25
If you’re old enough to get a tattoo, you’re old enough for your mom to do those things. Yes, it sucks if you’re not ready to move out but if you want to be an adult, you’ll need to take the responsibilities that go along with it.
alex_jaguara 33
She took it too extreme but you should have consulted her.
queenwolfblood 8
why. if she's over 18 then no. if not then yeah.
BilllliB 2
He doesn’t have to consult with her just like his mom doesn’t have to consult with him about getting a tattoo
BilllliB 2
How can he deserve it? Just because his mom is narrow minded lol I can’t believe the people that think some people deserve this shit
BilllliB 2
Your mom is Wack and very narrow minded