Today, my daughter proudly showed me her new tattoo sleeve, which is made up of an angry cupcake, hemp leaves, and a My Little Pony character. She's almost 30, still unemployed, and still lives in my home. I now have no hope of her ever becoming a productive member of society. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, despite my warnings and knowing I hate them, my wife got a trashy tattoo of an eye on her ankle, like she’s Count Olaf. How is she going to get a job with that thing? FML
Today, my daughter had the words "Always classy, never trashy" tattooed across her lower back in crappy cursive lettering. She doesn't understand the irony. FML
Today, I learned that ever since I got a tattoo, my mother had edited her will, said I was no longer her daughter, and took me out of it. While my sister got a payout, I basically missed out all because of a small tattoo of a flower on my ankle. I’m a single struggling starving mom. She knew this. FML
Today, is the day I got my first tattoo. It's also the day where my mom screamed at me, gave me the silent treatment, and kicked me out of the house. Apparently I’m not considered her daughter anymore, because my skin is “damaged” now. I don’t have other family anywhere, and I have nowhere to go. FML
Today, I finally met my daughter's boyfriend. He has a face tattoo. FML
Today, as yet more proof my useless son is probably going to be living with me well into his adulthood, he has now failed his driving theory test 14 times, despite me studying with him every afternoon. He also has no job, no goals, no girlfriend, and a neck tattoo. FML
Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. I felt good about it, until I told my mom, who was not happy. She responded by taking me out of her car insurance policy, family plan, and charging me for rent every month since I, "wanna be all grown up now.” FML
Today, I finally figured out what I want to do for the rest of my life. Too bad my tattoos will prevent me from ever getting hired. Guess you were right, Mom. FML
Today, my mom found out that I got a tattoo two years ago. She got mad and spanked me. I'm 33 years-old. FML
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emeraldisle 30
I would kick her out of she's spending her money on tattoos and not saving for a place of her own.
ryguy83 2
Well... The cupcake does sound pretty cool
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Comments (143)
Malicteal 21
Kick her ass out. It's your fault for letting her mooch off you for so long.
dwc2134 5
I get it that its not an easy thing to just let your child face the real world and sink or swim on their own, but its clear this one desperately needs to face that reality. At this point, you've done all you can and more than you probably should have.
Factor_fml 6
I take it all the people who said "kick her out" here are employed and living on their own. Or they're younger than 30 and think it makes it all right. Or, at the very least, they don't have tattoos.
chick92282 15
Her future is not ruined. There are several companies that hire folks with tattoos. At least it isn't on her neck or face! As for having an unemployed 30 year old child living at home, well, I have to say you deserved that a little bit. Give her a date by which she must move out, follow through even if she calls your bluff, and let her eat saltines and vienna sausages for a few weeks if she has to. Otherwise she might never be able to take care of herself, which actually hurts her more than you.
kimg0885 23
She gives ponies and stoners a bad name!
stereochick16 1
Disowned.
hockeykyle10 5
Funny...a customer came into my work today and bought that exact tattoo..
daybar12 8
YDI for still letting her live with you... Sometimes ya gotta give tough love.
AmericanJedhead 10
I think that if OP is just letting his daughter stay in his house without even trying to help her get on her feet, or suggesting that she get a job, then he deserves it. OP did help raise her, so there is a chance that this is partially his fault.
gracehi 33
Sounds like it's time to go medieval on her ass...and sucker a rich guy onto marrying her for the use of her ******. I hope you've complied her dowry.