Today, I passed a cashier when I came into a store. Later I passed him again as I was leaving, and he asked me if I needed help finding something because I had been in the store for a while. I told him I had been browsing upstairs, but in reality, I had been in the restroom the whole time. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked into a store, grabbed a shopping cart, and started browsing. After 15 seconds, I realized I was in the wrong store. The cashier watched as I awkwardly returned my cart and walked out like I totally meant to do that. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, for the first time in a week, a customer entered my store. He needed to use the bathroom. FML
Today, I was shopping in a store and an employee was mopping the floor. She mopped all around where I was standing then told me to wait until the floor dried to move. I had to go to the bathroom. FML
Today, I was caught trying to use the employee bathroom at the back of the store when an employee asked if I worked there. I responded with, “Oh what? Are you a hall monitor? That’s what I thought!” but ended up bumping into a corner and my nose started bleeding. FML
Today, I went to a grocery store after work, exhausted. I nodded politely at a woman who smiled at me repeatedly. I realized at checkout she thought I was someone she knew. I nodded through a full conversation without knowing who I was pretending to be. FML
Today, I was at a store. I asked if I needed a key for their bathroom, and they said the door was open. I have to walk past them to go in and out of the bathroom. Thirty seconds later, they used the key and walked in on me. FML
Today, working in retail, I noticed a customer looking for an item, so I walked up to them and asked, "Is there something I can help you find?" He replied, "Did I ask for your fucking help?" FML
Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML
Today, I walked into a restroom at a restaurant, took one step inside, and realized it was the staff-only restroom. The manager was inside, staring at me like I was an alien. I just smiled and awkwardly walked out. FML
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ThunderLightTSV 31
I can hear the shitty puns already. Great.
Rubioaf 10
doesn't sound too bad op, don't overthink it
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Comments (24)
limegreenpoopie 31
I understand how annoying that can be. I'm a cashier too .-___-
SnapeIsGood 20
What a shitty situation
childproofpizza 19
*Shituation
moodyreallyrocks 27
Everybody does it!!
bella_nana347 23
You know it's really crappy to lie like that.
Death_The_Kid15 20
I don't see how this is an FML. You had to use the restroom. That's it.
lusanna 19
This isn't an fml, we should be proud of every stink bomb we lay
ThunderLightTSV 31
I can hear the shitty puns already. Great.
lantz4levi 19
I honestly don't get why this is an fml cause everybody does it and it's not a big deal
Rubioaf 10
doesn't sound too bad op, don't overthink it
BestOrginalName 22
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