Today, my daughter proudly showed me her new tattoo sleeve, which is made up of an angry cupcake, hemp leaves, and a My Little Pony character. She's almost 30, still unemployed, and still lives in my home. I now have no hope of her ever becoming a productive member of society. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, despite my warnings and knowing I hate them, my wife got a trashy tattoo of an eye on her ankle, like she’s Count Olaf. How is she going to get a job with that thing? FML
Today, my daughter had the words "Always classy, never trashy" tattooed across her lower back in crappy cursive lettering. She doesn't understand the irony. FML
Today, I learned that ever since I got a tattoo, my mother had edited her will, said I was no longer her daughter, and took me out of it. While my sister got a payout, I basically missed out all because of a small tattoo of a flower on my ankle. I’m a single struggling starving mom. She knew this. FML
Today, is the day I got my first tattoo. It's also the day where my mom screamed at me, gave me the silent treatment, and kicked me out of the house. Apparently I’m not considered her daughter anymore, because my skin is “damaged” now. I don’t have other family anywhere, and I have nowhere to go. FML
Today, I finally met my daughter's boyfriend. He has a face tattoo. FML
Today, as yet more proof my useless son is probably going to be living with me well into his adulthood, he has now failed his driving theory test 14 times, despite me studying with him every afternoon. He also has no job, no goals, no girlfriend, and a neck tattoo. FML
Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. I felt good about it, until I told my mom, who was not happy. She responded by taking me out of her car insurance policy, family plan, and charging me for rent every month since I, "wanna be all grown up now.” FML
Today, I finally figured out what I want to do for the rest of my life. Too bad my tattoos will prevent me from ever getting hired. Guess you were right, Mom. FML
Today, my mom found out that I got a tattoo two years ago. She got mad and spanked me. I'm 33 years-old. FML
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emeraldisle 30
I would kick her out of she's spending her money on tattoos and not saving for a place of her own.
ryguy83 2
Well... The cupcake does sound pretty cool
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Comments (143)
The_F3rris 11
Where'd she get the money? Allowance?
The_F3rris 11
Where'd she get the money? Allowance?
apple_yahair 4
It's 2012 tattoos don't make you less of a respectable member of society. As for her being 30 and unemployed while still living at home, well thats partly your fault. You're enabling her to exist in this way and perhaps you should question the example you set as a parent. Force her to stand on her own two feet or she'll still be there at 40 with no doubt, more tattoos.
sexygirl25 3
Where did she get the money for the tattoo? You are an enabler and it's your own damn fault!
jjmiller1001 17
Two words; eviction notice
xXxXxMasonxXxXx 7
She can still become a productive member of society, just have her wear long sleeve t-shirts to work :/ or tattoo cover up, I know Kat Von D makes it
NewKonoiche 6
Which pony was it?
kalbrek009 20
What I want to know is this: #1....why the hell did you let her live with you beyond 18 yrs old...(are you a clingy parent who can't let your child become an adult???) & #2...where does she get money from to waste on immature tattoos..(are you still giving her an allowance???) You are doing this to yourself until you decide to give her the ultimatum of "get a job or get out" & kick her out in order to make her become a responsible, self sufficient adult...sorry but I'm thinking YDI On this one, not FML.
VooDooCarrie91 19
She was going to get a job...but then she got high? :P
uhnevermind 24
Kick her out. Especially if the character is Rarity.