Today, I spent twenty minutes looking in the mirror trying to remove a blackhead from my chin. It was a freckle. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Well spotted
Today, I realized that the cute freckle I noticed a few weeks ago is actually a giant blackhead. FML
Stolen valor
Today, I was complimented on my freckles. I don't actually have freckles, just a load of blackheads that won't go away. FML
Great first impression
Today, while I was waiting for an interview, I picked at a something I felt on my chin thinking that it was just some food. I had a good interview, then I got into my car and looked in the mirror, only to see that I had blood smeared all over my chin. Turns out I had picked a zit. No one told me. FML
Multitasking
Today, I was brushing my teeth in my bathroom. As I looked in the mirror, I spotted a zit on my forehead. Keeping my toothbrush in my mouth, I quickly leaned in towards the mirror to pop the pimple, meanwhile lodging my toothbrush down my throat. I temporarily can't talk. FML
Blow it
Today, I reached to pick out a booger stuck in my nose that had been irritating me, and ended up poking myself in the eye. FML
Gnatty
Today, I noticed I had a dead gnat stuck on my chin. This was after an hour-long appointment with a good looking doctor. FML
Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML
Lumpy
Today, I woke up with a pimple on my eyelid. Not only is it impossible to cover up with makeup, I can't pop it either. Now I'll be spending the rest of the day trying not to blink. FML
Strong
Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML
Skincare lover
Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML
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annyruok 0
How'd you not know you had a freckle there your whole life?
Lalala579121 28
Such an insightful comment. You sir, are an intellectual the likes of which has never before been had upon this Earth.
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moodyreallyrocks 27
Careful OP
Lalala579121 28
Such an insightful comment. You sir, are an intellectual the likes of which has never before been had upon this Earth.
111q12eewqxj 0
thats just ******* stupid
GhostFox 34
Spending twenty minutes digging at your skin to remove something sounds very much like a type of OCD. Or like Skin Picking Disorder, which is exactly what it sounds like. Either way, digging/prodding at your skin for that long isn't healthy, especially is you are scratching the skin because that lets bacteria get under the to layer of skin and consequently makes it more likely you have blackheads or acne there in the next few days.
ApplePie1994 27
Um, you shouldn't trivialize OCD. OP was convinced it was a black head. This type of shit is what gives people a false perspective on what OCD is. My OCD is obscure (relationship based). It's chronic and it's painful. Yet to a typical person, it could be classed as relationship problems. Don't mistake common human error for a debilitating mental illness. It only reduces awareness and extends ignorance.Sincerely, a lifelong OCD sufferer.
Dat_Class_Tho 26
OCD comes in a large variety of focal points for the obsession. Obsessions concerning the skin, appearance, and hygiene are all very common forms of OCD. Your form of OCD is not more or less legitimate than someone else's. Your attitude of "oh, but skin picking isn't a REAL OCD" is trivializing the disorder through judgemental ignorance. Dismissal of obsessive behavior as "common human error" is how people go 20-30 years without a proper doctor's diagnosis. Sincerely, a lifelong OCD sufferer.
ApplePie1994 27
I pick my skin due to my OCD, too. Way to make me out to be an asshole.
GhostFox 34
Considering that I have OCD that manifests in multiple ways, many of which cause damage to myself when left unchecked, maybe you shouldn't assume I'm "trivializing" OCD. Because, as much of a surprise as it may be, spending twenty minutes digging at a SINGLE PERCEIVED flaw, with such intensity that they didn't notice it was a freckle, is unusual behavior and could be considered a warning sign of an OCD behavior. Also, #7 didn't "make" you look like an asshole- you did a fantastic job of doing that yourself.
ApplePie1994 27
you shouldn't check your OCD. That will just make it worse. You're meant to accept the thoughts and anxiety, avoid compulsions and go about your day.
GhostFox 34
I don't think you understand what I meant by "unchecked." Because, if I leave my OCD behaviors unchecked, I wind up picking my skin to the point that it not only bleeds, but can get infected. If I don't "check" my compulsion to wash my hands often and with hot water, I wind up with not just first degree burns, but hands that have skin so raw that I can't use them. I wind up losing hours or even nights of sleep making sure that the house is locked up for the night. So, NOT checking my OCD is the wrong choice for me. Maybe it works for you, but putting a blanket statement on how to treat something like OCD is not the right thing to do.
ApplePie1994 27
It's not a blanket statement. It's been proven that the only way to manage OCD healthily is through CBT and ERP. It's just a fact.
GhostFox 34
You truly don't seem to understand what I mean by "checking" a behavior. "Checking" a behavior- is trying to catch it before it starts, and failing that, consciously stopping the behavior, giving myself a once over to check how badly I am hurt, cleaning up any damage, all while trying to do stress relief exercises before resuming what I was doing. Instead of, you know, bleeding everywhere. Also, saying that everyone who has OCD has to have CBT and ERP is in fact a blanket statement, and an incorrect one. Especially since some cases of OCD stem from biological errors and require chemical therapy.
ApplePie1994 27
It's *not* a blanket statement. Besides, what is chemical therapy?
ragnarok1540 39
OP: Out, damned spot! Out I say! ... bathroom mirror on the wall, why won't this blackhead come out at all? Mirror: O witless one, 'tis but a speckle. Don't obsess so much over a freckle! Unseen Character: Who are you speaking to? OP: Oh, no one ... would you like a nice juicy red apple? Unseen Character: Why do you have a basket of apples in the bathroom? OP: ... [enter unseen character, a hospital orderly] Hospital Orderly: Mrs. [OP's surname], it's time for your medication.
Kattsu 0
Are your freckles 3-D?
species4872 20
You already got the blackhead, the freckle was hiding underneath.
sirdannyboy1 20
Same thing happened to me, but i realized that it was a birthmark.
gobiteme2 34
Could be OP needs a set of glasses or a new set
c420racer 13
That disappointing moment when you realize the zit won't pop and you are denied satisfaction......as well as having to explain the awkward "spider bite" on your face at work the next day. Damn man been there....fml.
annyruok 0
How'd you not know you had a freckle there your whole life?