Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML
Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML
Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML
Today, I stood up in front of the class and dropped my pen. As I bent over to pick it up, a boy in the front row loudly broke wind. I will forever be known as "that teacher who farted". FML
Today, I had a dictation test. The whole classroom was silent, but I suddenly needed to fart. Not to break the silence, I wanted to fart slowly in the hope it would be silent. It didn't make the fart less obvious, it just made it longer, so that everyone noticed and started laughing. FML
Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML
Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML
Today, while studying in the library, I felt a sudden urge to pass gas. There were not too many people around, so I let it go while in my seat and it went unnoticed. What caught the attention of everybody was the puddle slowly forming under my seat. Turns out, I farted so hard I pissed myself. FML
Today, I farted A LOT during an exam, all silent, so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I'm now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML
Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML
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morganavery33 5
ah.
daughterofabitch 4
everyone one farts therefore you are also gross and stupid
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morganavery33 5
ah.
Rachel158 0
Well that was awkward
Fab0luZ 0
why the hell are you still in school.?!
thatguy888 0
I love this one
Raleigh_bruh 7
#7 - They have summer classes I'm guessing?
noshatsherlockk 15
oh well that's embarassing. now change your name, get plastic surgery, and move to Cuba. because nobody farts! :o dumbass.
Kimberly_Isabel 7
You could just slowly try and release bit by bit? Or excuse yourself and go to the toliet, giving you some free time as well?
Devanthegreat 0
#1 is hotter than my WoW girlfriend
bmariotto 0
op you attention ***** lol
DirtyTaco 0
*hears OP fart* *quickly shuffles into corner and hides*
GavinRoskamp 0
You're doing it wrong! You're supposed to cough and fart. Family Guy reference FTW! Actually though, I tried it, and it actually works! So does letting it out really slowly. Sit on your foot and you can let it out sooooooo slow. (I've had an intestinal problem before where any kind of juice would give me massive gas. It totally sucked but I learned how to fart without any sound whatsoever! Awesome!!!)
youngrob 0
lol now everyone will think of you as the guy who farted loudly in class
LeoFML 1
26 - What server you play on?
WallyTheWombat 0
if op ***** his pants, they will forget about the fart. or if he vomits on someone, he will drag someone down with him.
gutzzzz 0
yeah op is in summer school... can't you tell by how dumb he is?
StoryOfTheYear 15
I bet you got this from college humor
kybabyy 4
#40- the username is fartwoman. Unless she looks so manly they mistook her for a guy. I guess that's what you get for failing and having summer school..
Raleigh_bruh 7
Sorry Ky-ky, but not every one takes summer classes because they fail. :P Some people take them to actually get ahead, like me. :]
imaginaryvoice 18
Raleigh :)
kybabyy 4
Do you cover your farts with textbooks too?
Raleigh_bruh 7
IV :] And no Ky-ky, I do not. I just never fart. Ever :o
TurboTalon 0
I'm with Raleigh on this one.. taking summer classes is a good idea when you're in college, otherwise it's wasted time really. Anyways I don't think I've ever farted loudly unintentionally.. people need to learn some control!
TTHAMH 0
lol nice. or ask to go to the restroom
MrBrick 0
69, you remind me of Nancy from King of the Hill
symph13 0
it beautiful
cincin75 0
What a genius. But look at the good side, at least, you are a planner. Good for you.
Basiil 0
bit by bit. LOL
sharmen 0
Um some schools are still in session. Today is the last day of school in some places in California. It's probably like that in other places too.
sicpupyz122 0
#7 i just giot out yesterday? sooo
Eyeliner_fml 0
7- Some schools are still going on. I got out 2 weeks ago
Kiill3rQu33n16 0
this fml was a major fail. funny though. I laughed. :)
Laxer21 0
that is pretty ******* hilarious. hahahahaha
TaylorTotsYumm 10
52, summer school isn't just or dumb people. :P I'm taking highschool classes over the summer so I can get ahead and take more honours classes next year.
matt1337c 0
Princeton Highschool still has class today, so op probably isn't in summer school.
AlcaSMT 0
Fake; girls don't fart.
nosajb23_fml 0
wow.... this was in a YouTube video. I think it was one of collegehumor's POV vids, the one about the guy falling asleep in class.
kram02 2
i actually laughed so hard... thats a major gail op... rofl
Thabb 0
I lol'ed
00yoda4 0
YES everyone is looking at me now let it all out
RedPillSucks 33
@38 GavinRoskamp, You learned to Ninja fart? Who was your master, or did you get an iFart app? (sorry, couldn't resist LOL)
NickyHalHal 0
#58 I read your profile and felt as tgough i had to tell you the "99 Problems" is my favorite song of all times.
RedPillSucks 33
@66 organisedchaos, Is there calculus involved in farting? I knew there was a reason why I should have studied math harder. *Taking into account, the wind speed, the distance for the book to fall, the speed of sound, and the gradient differential and quantum ....FRAAAAPP!!! Damn it!!!!*
gaga_ooh_lala 0
i would've actually loved to see this happen lol its too funny >.
atadokayisacutie 0
haha what a loser :P
Clare420 0
badly timed.
xvolleyballerx 0
lmao!!!!!
Xeno213 0
this is why you're supposed to fart no matter what and blame it on the kid next to you. screw people who don't know what's goin on loud and proud!!!
killerpotatoes1 0
silent but deadly.. lol
zeke12345 0
#93 yup, I live in California and school just got out for me today
_DANTE_ 0
@52: Not true, some people take it to get ahead. I only took summer school one year in high school, and got to leave campus at 11:00 am every day my senior year. Totally worth it.
guiltypleasure12 0
hahahahahahah this was way to funny, can't stop laughing
alex112094 5
7 I finished school yesterday...
priscilla_28 5
whoopsie you had a poopsie. :| Bask in the ambiance... Basking in the ambiance. *haha this made me laugh soo hard!
chely_95 0
LMAO fail
sexkitten129 3
hahaha I love fart jokes
Mimasita 1
LMAO this is hilarious! i'm just glad i can make my farts silent. lol
soccerdilan 0
the op is a girl just read her name
ilovefatcats 12
:0 Kelly?! OP r u Kelly???!!! LOLthat one was stanky :)
So27_fml 0
i`we read this 10 minutes ago. i am still laughing.
Kaptain4274 0
maybe they haven't graduated yet
CalebEatsZombies 2
Get bmth loud unplug headphones speaker blasting then just let it happen ._.
CalebEatsZombies 2
Should've played bmth ^-^ make it worth it
ajh557 22
#214 Probably from your wide butthole
SourSourDiesel 0
lol next time, cough fyl
jgw10 0
this is faked it's summer
alimx 6
very very funny! lmao
zeke12345 0
for me, coughing makes them louder:P I prefer to shift in my chair and slowly release. it works for me:)
priscilla_28 5
yea... coughing makes it louder.. :b
zoPwNAgEzo 21
hahaha op made my day.
cazares101 0
timeing is everything these days
headlock911 17
So is spelling...
super3286 14
you still have school
mama2b3 20
gross you're gross. and stupid. s-t-u-pid!
FYMcNuggetts 0
u look like some chick from a porno
superbadd 0
20 u would know
WallyTheWombat 0
best compliment(?) ever.
mama2b3 20
is that an insult or a compliment?
Raleigh_bruh 7
Would you actually take being told you look like a **** star as a compliment..?
Raleigh_bruh 7
And I think the other comments above mine got modded, so this looks weird now 0.o
daughterofabitch 4
everyone one farts therefore you are also gross and stupid
Mcstud1y 30
It happens
SallyPancakes 0
well done dingus heres an idea... ask to use the bathroom...
dedcircuit 0
For your health.
BoyMac 0
AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
reggie77 0
this was funny! #24 was even funnier "releasing it bit by bit"
Canuck13 12
good lord, I feel sorry for whoever was sitting behind you. FTL lol
leaveitbe 0
epic! ha ha.
iamthelaw 1
your in summer school, fyl
lickinmypops69 0
agreed