Today, my boyfriend called me in the middle of the night and told me he got mugged and was on his way to the hospital. I told him to fuck off because that was a horrible April Fool's joke. He asked if I wanted to talk to the paramedic. I told him to stop bothering me. Turns out it was true. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend ended our relationship. He called me from his mobile phone, claimed to be a trauma surgeon, and told me with a bad German accent that my "boyfriend" had been in a fatal car crash earlier in the day. What the hell is wrong with this idiot? FML
Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend who's sick, he told me he felt sleepy due to meds and was going to bed. I jokingly said, "you're going to call your other girlfriend, aren't you?" There was silence before I heard, "you weren't supposed to find out like this." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML
Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML
Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut on his finger. FML
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omglolydi 0
Today, I called my girlfriend on the way to the hospital after I had been mugged. She thought I was joking. When I asked if she would like to speak to the paramedic taking care of me, she called me a nuisance. I wasn't joking. FML
UrLifeDoesntSuck 0
Wow, you are a jackass. I hope he dumps you.
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Comments (164)
JFox 8
Everyone should read number 8's comment. Personally, I wouldn't have hung up on him... but I wouldn't have believed him on April Fools day, either. Edit: and I agree with number 10, I just think calling her a bitch might be a bit too much.
anamo_fml 0
YDI that for sure. Might I add, you are a Class-A bitch as well.
Jasper_fml 0
um, its not april fools anymore.
ZGoody 11
You are dumb, you do realize they go through a process before being put up.
null_fml 11
Not believing him initially? Completely understandable. After he offers to put the paramedic on? You're an idiot.
guitardedman 0
WHAT A BITCH! i'd say you deserved it, but your man certainly didnt.
pinkytoe 0
My guy friend told me he was in a car accident yesterday and I didn't believe him I almost did but I called him a liar luckily in my case he was just messing with me. I can only imagine how bad she feels I probably would have thought the same thing.
josieless 0
#13.. just cuz she posted it today doesn't mean it didn't happen yesterday "Today, story. FML"
banana2022 4
This kinda of reminds me of my sister XD. To the commenters---> guys, it was a misunderstanding. She was sleepy and obviously was tired and grumpy. It was April Fools day; of course it's going to lead to some speculation... To the OP---> You really shouldn't have lost your head and told him to **** off. That's pretty rude. Perhaps you learned your lesson?
Pharmacist_fml 2
how could it be a misunderstanding when she REFUSED to talk to the paramedic? she's a moron and a bitch.
AntiChrist7 0
if you think he can only come up with something like that, means you think he has no humour. YDI
SpunkT 0
I understand thinking it COULD be a joke. But if he offered to give you someone to talk to as proof maybe you shouldn't tell your boyfriend to **** off. I don't care if you're tired, that's pretty bratty. In this case assume he's telling the truth and if he's joking, then tell him to **** off. I mean he's your boyfriend, you know you're supposed to care about him. I hope you apologized and made it up to him.