Today, my boyfriend and I went mini golfing with his family. We had a competition going on, and when I managed to get two consecutive holes in one, he started seething and muttered that I'm dangerously close to becoming single. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got to wake up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "U got competition." FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to take me out bowling. My mom was going to take us. My parents ended up bowling with us. I had a double date with my parents. FML
Today, I played an intense paintball match, with me and my friends versus my boyfriend and his buddies. When we won, my boyfriend went mental and said he only lost because of "lag". When I pointed out we weren't in a video game, he reacted by firing a paintball straight into my chest. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend at chess, whilst also doing my homework and cooking dinner, and he got upset about it. FML
Today, my boyfriend saw a notification on my phone saying "Men's Singles". He lost his shit and dumped me. It was a tennis match. FML
Today, I cheated at card games to let my boyfriend win. I did it because I don't like him to throw the cards at me when I win. Now he just thinks I'm "so slow a turtle could kick my ass" and that he has "a cute little bubbly spud-brained girlfriend." FML
Today, I threatened to break up with my boyfriend over the Trolley Games in Toontown Rewritten for trying to sabotage my scores. We're 24 and 26. FML
Today, I beat my extremely competitive friend in a game of pool. He responded by breaking a pool stick over my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
Today, my boyfriend met my parents. Within minutes, my dad managed to verbally sever his balls and reduce him to tears, "just for fun" apparently. FML
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elerbears 9
mini golf is serious shit
THE_A_TEEN 28
This is the part where you shove your putter up his arse and yell "HOLE IN ONE".
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Comments (163)
the_true_batman 10
I had to reread this FML. At first I thought she got two consecutive holes in one in golf. That would have been amazing. When I play mini-golf I often get holes in one by other players' balls hitting mine in. People don't seem so impressed by this type of hole in one, but I just tell them that I'm just extra skilled, that I can predict exactly where other people will hit their balls.
annihil8or 15
Ok, but the description specifically says she got two consecutive holes in one
reddudeover 2
Tell him "Sometimes I get a good feeling, I get a feeling that you never never never gonna get no more wo woah".
alshygirl 14
No
Enslaved 38
A little competition makes things so much more fun! I'd be more determined to beat him at golf just so I could rub my winnings in his single's face. Who'd want to date a sore loser? Win, lose, bet me another day, but break up threats!? **** that!
Leetswaglordmaybe2 9
if you choose to be with a retard you should be ready to be treated by him appropriately. YDI
THE_A_TEEN 28
With that logic, anyone who chooses their partner who ends up being an Asshole to them, abuses them, murders them deserves it, right?
Leetswaglordmaybe2 9
correct it's like choosing to stab yourself in the eyes and later on whining that you have bad vision.
CaptTeemo 10
All you people are heartless, breaking relationships over mini golf. If he doesn't like you because you're better than him at something then sucks for him. He'll either get over it or you both go your separate ways. Don't bring yourself down to his level
DanielleinDC 34
#36--He's the one who would break up over a game of mini golf. SHE'S the one who should break up because she's dating an emotionally stunted jerk who gets mad when bested by a woman.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
"Well, you're coming dangerously close to losing! Wait, where are you going? Get back here and fight like a man!"
dgreco49 0
He might have been kidding. I do that with my wife sometimes.
hecallsmedarlin 7
If OP is posting about it though, I doubt he was joking...cause pretty sure she would know if he was.
CaptTeemo 10
Or she can't take a joke. I know some people like that
truthbringer007 6
He's a douche
merrielp 13
What a douche
NNR 0
Ok so
THE_A_TEEN 28
So? The boyfriend might break up with OP because she's going to win a round of Mini-golf. Don't you get the FML at all?