Today, my boyfriend saw a notification on my phone saying "Men's Singles". He lost his shit and dumped me. It was a tennis match. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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core01 30
That level of insecure is a hard pass. He took himself to the curb.
Hangryko 32
You dodged a bullet. Thank you, Mens' Singles.
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Comments (3)
core01 30
That level of insecure is a hard pass. He took himself to the curb.
Hangryko 32
You dodged a bullet. Thank you, Mens' Singles.
GoogieWithers 25
Time to get a partner who understands tennis terms.