Today, my boyfriend and I went mini golfing with his family. We had a competition going on, and when I managed to get two consecutive holes in one, he started seething and muttered that I'm dangerously close to becoming single. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got to wake up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "U got competition." FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to take me out bowling. My mom was going to take us. My parents ended up bowling with us. I had a double date with my parents. FML
Today, I played an intense paintball match, with me and my friends versus my boyfriend and his buddies. When we won, my boyfriend went mental and said he only lost because of "lag". When I pointed out we weren't in a video game, he reacted by firing a paintball straight into my chest. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend at chess, whilst also doing my homework and cooking dinner, and he got upset about it. FML
Today, my boyfriend saw a notification on my phone saying "Men's Singles". He lost his shit and dumped me. It was a tennis match. FML
Today, I cheated at card games to let my boyfriend win. I did it because I don't like him to throw the cards at me when I win. Now he just thinks I'm "so slow a turtle could kick my ass" and that he has "a cute little bubbly spud-brained girlfriend." FML
Today, I threatened to break up with my boyfriend over the Trolley Games in Toontown Rewritten for trying to sabotage my scores. We're 24 and 26. FML
Today, I beat my extremely competitive friend in a game of pool. He responded by breaking a pool stick over my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
Today, my boyfriend met my parents. Within minutes, my dad managed to verbally sever his balls and reduce him to tears, "just for fun" apparently. FML
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elerbears 9
mini golf is serious shit
THE_A_TEEN 28
This is the part where you shove your putter up his arse and yell "HOLE IN ONE".
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Comments (163)
angelinaanimerg 7
I would of done the same thing... Some Ppl cant help being competitive
meg9181 1
Thats a bit weird just over a sily game
Sk8trlover19 3
You should really dump him if he is gonna be a sore loser like that, plus I bet you can get way better
Tuney_Loons 2
Let the wookiee win
McKizzleton 4
You should've told him "Buck up, buttercup. Now watch this drive!"
jackeechan 10
Men like to win. Its in our blood
hama806 19
Sore loser! Men ALWAYS have to win! Beat his ass next time you go with 3 holes in one. Maybe he'll cry. Lol!
graphicstyle7 17
He sounds like an immature jerk. Dump him before you get too serious. Better single and not putting up with that B.S.... you should NEVER use something like your relationship ending as some sort of threat for something so trivial.
IMCustom 4
Next time bring a driver to the course and tell him he's dangerously close to becoming a woman.
hateevryone 15
Sore loser can't take a loss.