Today, my boyfriend and I went mini golfing with his family. We had a competition going on, and when I managed to get two consecutive holes in one, he started seething and muttered that I'm dangerously close to becoming single. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got to wake up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "U got competition." FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to take me out bowling. My mom was going to take us. My parents ended up bowling with us. I had a double date with my parents. FML
Today, I played an intense paintball match, with me and my friends versus my boyfriend and his buddies. When we won, my boyfriend went mental and said he only lost because of "lag". When I pointed out we weren't in a video game, he reacted by firing a paintball straight into my chest. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend at chess, whilst also doing my homework and cooking dinner, and he got upset about it. FML
Today, my boyfriend saw a notification on my phone saying "Men's Singles". He lost his shit and dumped me. It was a tennis match. FML
Today, I cheated at card games to let my boyfriend win. I did it because I don't like him to throw the cards at me when I win. Now he just thinks I'm "so slow a turtle could kick my ass" and that he has "a cute little bubbly spud-brained girlfriend." FML
Today, I threatened to break up with my boyfriend over the Trolley Games in Toontown Rewritten for trying to sabotage my scores. We're 24 and 26. FML
Today, I beat my extremely competitive friend in a game of pool. He responded by breaking a pool stick over my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
Today, my boyfriend met my parents. Within minutes, my dad managed to verbally sever his balls and reduce him to tears, "just for fun" apparently. FML
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Top comments
elerbears 9
mini golf is serious shit
THE_A_TEEN 28
This is the part where you shove your putter up his arse and yell "HOLE IN ONE".
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Comments (163)
forever_born 6
Lol then maybe......he needs to get better at stuff. ;)
MrsAlexander83 10
Most guys are sore losers, and don't want you to show them up. Especially in front of the family... On a side note, at least your rocking the gol clubs!
FMLLAWKING 4
your boyfriend is acting like a male with female traits.
ouknow123 2
You are not "******." your life is not "******." **** off
iFit21 2
Slap him n walk away. Then get another hole.
kelsowrestler5 4
Your best bet? Dump the douche. Why stay with him if he's gonna be that way?
noisebox 1
Tell he's dangerously close to giving himself head
sarahbara1994 0
He is such a dick, you deserve so much better then that. That is such a low thing to do!
DanielleinDC 34
If he's going to have a hissy fit because you got two consecutive holes-in-one in mini golf, you might as well save him the trouble of breaking up with you and beat him to the punch.
Collisionn 11
He's probably just jealous that his girlfriend can actually get it in the hole better than he can!