Today, I realized that the reason why my classmates from second grade may have thought of me so poorly was that I stupidly told all of them that I was a bedwetter and needed to wear pull-ups during the night. I feel like a fool now. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I dreamt I wet my pants in front of everyone. It wasn’t a dream. A toddler laughed at me. FML
Today, I was told that when I was in middle school and thought I was considered class clown for either making jokes or acting stupid, people thought I actually was stupid and/or mentally challenged. FML
Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML
Today, I went commando for the first time at school. It went really well until gym class, when I got distracted and changed like I normally do. I didn’t realize my mistake until my friends started laughing. I accidentally stripped in front of my whole class. FML
Today, I accidentally spilled water on my pants, and my crotch got soaked. To make things worse, I was in class at the time, and I had to walk home afterward. On top of that, I had to pass through a mall, and there were so many people staring at me the whole way. FML
Today, I, a grown man in his 30’s, fell asleep and pissed myself like a 2 year-old at bedtime. I was at work on my dinner break and had taken a nap on the break room sofa, which is now soaked in my pee, and I have no change of clothes. Twenty coworkers and 5 senior management all know it was me. FML
Today, working at a daycare centre, when packing up the kids' beds after sleep time, I slipped and landed in a puddle. Of urine. I had no spare pants. I had to wear them for the rest of my shift. FML
Today, I was giving a speech to my 300 some-odd person class. All throughout it, people had been giggling and cackling while I was speaking. I soon realized that my pants had been unzipped. I accidentally fell asleep with all my underwear in the washer last night and had gone commando that day. FML
Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML
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Chazzster 32
There is no “way back machine”. You cannot change the past. I assume that was long ago for you. It’s time to move past that. Learn from the past not to repeat previous mistakes… I get it, sometimes our brains beat us up over stupid things we did in the past. I still beat myself up over racing a train in high school, getting stuck on the track temporarily and maybe nearly dying young! But I have learned that it’s my way of teaching myself not to do pointlessly dangerous stuff. It’s just one of those things that make us human.
Justkidding100 41
do you even know anyone from second grade still? I get that it sucks but you definitely should just move on. we all did embarrassing stuff when we were young and weird
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Chazzster 32
There is no “way back machine”. You cannot change the past. I assume that was long ago for you. It’s time to move past that. Learn from the past not to repeat previous mistakes… I get it, sometimes our brains beat us up over stupid things we did in the past. I still beat myself up over racing a train in high school, getting stuck on the track temporarily and maybe nearly dying young! But I have learned that it’s my way of teaching myself not to do pointlessly dangerous stuff. It’s just one of those things that make us human.
Justkidding100 41
do you even know anyone from second grade still? I get that it sucks but you definitely should just move on. we all did embarrassing stuff when we were young and weird
reetuuw 3
Bedwetting is a sign of childhood trauma
OptimalPath 13
People recover even from worse things. Like their naked photos sent out of revenge to entire school. If that second grade is long time forgotten, let's just accept that oversharing sometimes kicks back and that be a lesson. If the people in question still poison your life, maybe it's time to just change the school.