Today, my boyfriend and I went mini golfing with his family. We had a competition going on, and when I managed to get two consecutive holes in one, he started seething and muttered that I'm dangerously close to becoming single. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got to wake up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "U got competition." FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to take me out bowling. My mom was going to take us. My parents ended up bowling with us. I had a double date with my parents. FML
Today, I played an intense paintball match, with me and my friends versus my boyfriend and his buddies. When we won, my boyfriend went mental and said he only lost because of "lag". When I pointed out we weren't in a video game, he reacted by firing a paintball straight into my chest. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend at chess, whilst also doing my homework and cooking dinner, and he got upset about it. FML
Today, my boyfriend saw a notification on my phone saying "Men's Singles". He lost his shit and dumped me. It was a tennis match. FML
Today, I cheated at card games to let my boyfriend win. I did it because I don't like him to throw the cards at me when I win. Now he just thinks I'm "so slow a turtle could kick my ass" and that he has "a cute little bubbly spud-brained girlfriend." FML
Today, I threatened to break up with my boyfriend over the Trolley Games in Toontown Rewritten for trying to sabotage my scores. We're 24 and 26. FML
Today, I beat my extremely competitive friend in a game of pool. He responded by breaking a pool stick over my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
Today, my boyfriend met my parents. Within minutes, my dad managed to verbally sever his balls and reduce him to tears, "just for fun" apparently. FML
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elerbears 9
mini golf is serious shit
THE_A_TEEN 28
This is the part where you shove your putter up his arse and yell "HOLE IN ONE".
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Comments (163)
Crazberry 5
Now now, we females aren't allowed to win anything unless we're single. Jk, obviously. Dump the loser.
Calyx_fml 22
He's not getting closer to getting in your hole in one.
challan 19
I hate to lose but have never broken up with someone over it. I just find something else to kick their ass at. Don't ever just let him win Op! If I was him, that would make me so much madder then losing.
dinosaur_rawr3 0
They don't like to be beat!
bleddyn13 1
Dump him. Sign of things to come...
BlackHarry 0
Dump him before it's too late!
Missiexx18 0
Wooow. What a sore loser.
ravemasterroxas 9
WTH its just mini golf!
ICastillo 25
Ya screw him I hope you won. There is no reason to be a douche just, because you lose to a girl.
sumbum95 15
Whata sore loser. You should've kept beating him at the game just to piss him off. :)