Anonymous
Today, I got to wake up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "U got competition." FML
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Anonymous
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Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "Dude, I think she knows I'm going to break up with her." FML
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bumblebee
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Today, my boyfriend complained that we may not work out because I'm "just too needy". I'd woken up early and texted him "good morning" while he was trying to sleep. FML
Anonymous
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Today, I got a 'Good Morning' text from my boyfriend. Since I hadn't gotten one of those in a while, I thought it was rather nice. That is, until I saw the picture that accompanied it. It was of him, sitting on the toilet and taking a shit. FML
becca
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Today, I woke up to a gift from my boyfriend: a Playboy magazine with a Post-It note that said, "Just a reminder that you're easily replaceable." I think he's still mad at me for beating him on X-box. FML
biwhat
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Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. He dumped me because apparently now there is "too much competition". FML
Top comments
RichardPencil 32
“New phone. Who dis?”
alicelouise66 5
I would have texted back....um nope. she can have you. no competition.
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Comments (18)
RichardPencil 32
“New phone. Who dis?”
alicelouise66 5
I would have texted back....um nope. she can have you. no competition.
AddictgirL 7
I would reply 'no I don't." and never talk to him again jerk
GamerChickxoxo 16
text him back and say "sorry which boyfriend are you again? "
GamerChickxoxo 16
"ohh the one with the short dick"
MamaChey 24
He’d better be talking about a dog
julfunky 29
This would be a legitimate exception.
Sonotsuave 37
He better be talking about a sports competition he’s about to challenge to you or some shit like that...
jc1015 25
Respond with so do you and you’re losing badly then hang up
alycion 39
Hang up from a text? Isn’t that just hitting send?
SadiyaRabia 8
Tell him he’s not worth the competition. If he can say that you? He’s an idiot. And he’s not serious about you. Or thinking only of you. Be smart, okay?
Trinity Fenwick 7
in how many languages can you say good by?
merican_redneck4 11
It kinda upsets me cause girls do this and no one cares