Today, my boyfriend and I went mini golfing with his family. We had a competition going on, and when I managed to get two consecutive holes in one, he started seething and muttered that I'm dangerously close to becoming single. FML
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Today, I got to wake up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "U got competition." FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to take me out bowling. My mom was going to take us. My parents ended up bowling with us. I had a double date with my parents. FML
Today, I played an intense paintball match, with me and my friends versus my boyfriend and his buddies. When we won, my boyfriend went mental and said he only lost because of "lag". When I pointed out we weren't in a video game, he reacted by firing a paintball straight into my chest. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend at chess, whilst also doing my homework and cooking dinner, and he got upset about it. FML
Today, my boyfriend saw a notification on my phone saying "Men's Singles". He lost his shit and dumped me. It was a tennis match. FML
Today, I cheated at card games to let my boyfriend win. I did it because I don't like him to throw the cards at me when I win. Now he just thinks I'm "so slow a turtle could kick my ass" and that he has "a cute little bubbly spud-brained girlfriend." FML
Today, I threatened to break up with my boyfriend over the Trolley Games in Toontown Rewritten for trying to sabotage my scores. We're 24 and 26. FML
Today, I beat my extremely competitive friend in a game of pool. He responded by breaking a pool stick over my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
Today, my boyfriend met my parents. Within minutes, my dad managed to verbally sever his balls and reduce him to tears, "just for fun" apparently. FML
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elerbears 9
mini golf is serious shit
THE_A_TEEN 28
This is the part where you shove your putter up his arse and yell "HOLE IN ONE".
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iampuking 0
Ouch
jwbfml 11
Sounds like your golf handicap is him.
KrayKrayGurl117 7
I would lean over and whisper "If you do this again... YOURE GUNNA BE SINGLE!!" then grab my face in shock (sarcastically) then give him a warning look
efemel94 7
Remember kids, bottling up all your feelings is good for a happy relationship!
kei1108 13
Really? This is who is in your love life? ... Are you sure?
dogluver900 2
Probably joking and even if he wasn't it's in the heat of the competion
alera_fml 12
Lameness
calivianya 29
At least you found out what he thinks about you doing something better than he can before you married him. That would have been a nasty surprise later.
Seana_fml 6
Here's your sign!
MissAmz 7
If that was me, I would, in front of his family, say very loudly "Did you just tell me im getting dangerously close to being single because im better than you at something? Well, bye!' I would then walk away and go home... And find someone hell of a lot better.