Today, my boyfriend and I went mini golfing with his family. We had a competition going on, and when I managed to get two consecutive holes in one, he started seething and muttered that I'm dangerously close to becoming single. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got to wake up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "U got competition." FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to take me out bowling. My mom was going to take us. My parents ended up bowling with us. I had a double date with my parents. FML
Today, I played an intense paintball match, with me and my friends versus my boyfriend and his buddies. When we won, my boyfriend went mental and said he only lost because of "lag". When I pointed out we weren't in a video game, he reacted by firing a paintball straight into my chest. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend at chess, whilst also doing my homework and cooking dinner, and he got upset about it. FML
Today, my boyfriend saw a notification on my phone saying "Men's Singles". He lost his shit and dumped me. It was a tennis match. FML
Today, I cheated at card games to let my boyfriend win. I did it because I don't like him to throw the cards at me when I win. Now he just thinks I'm "so slow a turtle could kick my ass" and that he has "a cute little bubbly spud-brained girlfriend." FML
Today, I threatened to break up with my boyfriend over the Trolley Games in Toontown Rewritten for trying to sabotage my scores. We're 24 and 26. FML
Today, I beat my extremely competitive friend in a game of pool. He responded by breaking a pool stick over my head. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
Today, my boyfriend met my parents. Within minutes, my dad managed to verbally sever his balls and reduce him to tears, "just for fun" apparently. FML
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Top comments
elerbears 9
mini golf is serious shit
THE_A_TEEN 28
This is the part where you shove your putter up his arse and yell "HOLE IN ONE".
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Comments (163)
isaiaah 6
Oh he'll be scoring a hole in one when he gets home
PartyChick55 13
wow he really needs to calm down. Its just a game!
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Should've asked did he care more about the hole in the ground or the one in the bed?
deathtothepix 26
He was probably joking. My boyfriend gets upset when I beat him at something but I just tell him to go moan about it to someone who cares. If he wants to dump you over mini golf let him, it'll make him look stupid as he explains why to everyone.
Needafarm 22
Single would be better than with a guy who doesn't want to lose to his girlfriend who could become a wife with kids that he might start to resent when they beat him at sports or a board game. Really sounds like he could learn to be a better sportsman.
bizarre_ftw 22
If he acts like that I should hope he's perched on the edge
jay_boyy 1
I'll let you beat me at mini golf anytime
hommiecogley 8
My man hates when I beat him in anything. But he gets me back from playing his video games. So it's all good.
ChelsiiBabee 5
Competitive much?
spottyblanket 8
Urghh why are some (a lot) of dudes like this? Such a turn off. Why can't they they be just proud and think--hell yeah my girl is awesome? Why keep a tally, it is supposed to be fun
rocketiquette 20
True man. True. Guys get so butthurt over petty shit sometimes that I just want to sucker punch them.